If there was to be a movie written about your life..

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  1. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    What would it be titled?

    What would it be about?

    Who would star you?
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  2. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    it would be titled "i dont want a pickle"

    subtitled "i just wanna ride my moto-cycle"

    it would be about how magical and awesome my world is. Probably have some space scenes.

    starring some weirdo actor like joaquin pheonix or someshit

    the soundtrack would have a mixture of 70s' rock, hip hop, blues music, and some classical.

    it would be the greatest movie ever made....ever.
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  3. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    Free spirit :lost soul

    The adventures of a badass nerd in a troubled environment.

    There arent really any young lightskinned hispanics in hollywood that I know of. Maybe Micheal Ealy but hes a bit too old and I dont know if he can pull of a nuyorican accent.
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  4. Joro DiGiorno

    Joro DiGiorno Active Member

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    Working Title: Joro DiGiorno - A pizza trapped in a box

    Summary: About a regular dude waiting to get hot

    Starring: Denzel Washington or Wesley Pipes
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  5. Geedorah

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  6. KOzS

    KOzS .Juster

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    A single bus ride home, with narrated cutscenes and metaphoric passengers.

    Steven Strait. He would have to lose some weight and grow his hair like in City Island.
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  7. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    Fuck

    A guy who can't have a constant train of thought. It would be 45 million stories and events in 10 minutes.

    It would star Alan Ford saying cunt and fuck repetitively
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    Caesar Natural Aristocracy

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    Title: The Polymath
    Plot: Eccentric writer, coming of age story.
    Actor: Leo DiCaprio (Clean-shaven, brown contact lenses, -20 lbs)
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  9. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    should call it a train of thought, and instead of bus, have it in a train.

    i'd want mine to be viewed through my mobile phone upon finding me dead, so all the videos and images as narrative.

    prefer adrien brody with a beard, as for the name it'd be called - i saw, i conquered, then i came. all over her face.

    but if it ever did come down to it, it'd be a serious one like kozs mentioned, no shenanigans.

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