... "If I were a drug dealer"..

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  1. IAmBenT

    IAmBenT Eat a dick, faggot

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    Shit, some of you may actually be dealers. I'm not but If I was....

    I'd move birds like a windstorm,
    in-form top notch nicca with the ice, you a bit warm
    I'm in this Kitchen like Ramsey - No Nightmares..
    Sweet dreams sleepin on a stack of my prayers..
    That's dead white men, count em like sheep
    I'm a best friend to fiends who don't like sleep
    I'm holding Bobby Brown down like Whitney Houston
    Ain't talking car seats with the shit we boostin..
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  2. bLaCcLaBeL

    bLaCcLaBeL New Member

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    If i was a drug dealer...

    wait a min minute i been known to flip a gram or two,
    flip birds like words n u niccaz see what my grammar do,
    hit the block for the gwop n i nailed it i dont think they wanna see what my hammer do,
    money is all i spit so if u cant get a deal then come let me manage you,
    i need the cheese, cheddar, lettuce, fukk it the cabbage too,
    hot block boy, chop rocks doy,
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  3. Kayinem

    Kayinem New Member

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    Check This Puncheline !!

    So Poor That You're Swallowin' Every Nigga's Candle
    Wonderin' How Many Candle Can You ,Cupcake, Handle
    Me & My Crew , We Destroy Poverty Like a Vandal
    & Scream In Every Win : The Hallelujah Of G.F Handel
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  4. breathlesss

    breathlesss Registered Sex Offender

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    if I were a drug dealer

    I'd be the rare form, one of a kind, supplyin' to guys who huff ether
    no care for my customer's lives, 'cause I can find that stuff cheaper
    it's not hard ta do it, just mix together distilled water and starter fluid
    sprayed in a ziploc, snip off the tip a' the bag and spill the bottom layer
    wait a minute, that actually makes a more toxic substance, a less potent solvent
    but if I tell 'em I did an extraction, then they'll want it 'cause it sounds more awesome
    so once I kill 'em all then it's lost purpose, bringing the flaws to the glossed surface
    numbin' their teeth and their jaws, thinkin' it's the best taste ever
    then the next day they start freakin' out with the hexane tremors
    or was it heptane? whatever, either way it's a dead brain forever
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  5. mizzOe.

    mizzOe. valiumaddict

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    my empires too strong - doesn't matter who supplying or who's on
    cuz the guy supplying you, buys from me and he can't afford to lose chron
    i move tonnes dude, get you yey or meth - have you blazin' sess
    move acid & pills, if you want to kill a man, shit - i move guns too
    and will punch dudes in the face if they're ever short on the pay
    i come from a mob family, so i was brought up sort of that way
    but i ain't no drug dealer....
    i'm a bank teller, gotta stop 'fo the flow worsens
    and i'm sick of my job, so brb i'm going to hold up my co-workers
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  6. RobotBaby

    RobotBaby Might have a flamebow

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    sell crack
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  7. RobotBaby

    RobotBaby Might have a flamebow

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    fuck hoes
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  8. RobotBaby

    RobotBaby Might have a flamebow

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  9. mizzOe.

    mizzOe. valiumaddict

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    ^iLLest bars yet.
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  10. Fudge357

    Fudge357 New Member

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    Im known for the flavours, known for the hazes
    Know if I get caught Im 'only holding as favours!'
    Im showing the neighbours just how many stoners we cater for
    The demand de man dem is demanding is a crate or more
    Any 8ths you score from door to door isnt laced its pure
    Im just making sure I get paid and more
    If you can pay for yours I replace with more
    But that's the trouble with Fudge, I dont go on tour
    I go around smuggling drugs
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  11. Fudge357

    Fudge357 New Member

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    Can me some cash and i'll turn it to hash,
    turn to to stacks
    Im learning the path, pounds of herb in the stash
    My blackberry is tapped, im burning the flag
    Everybody from the nerds to the grans are burning my grams
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  12. Jai-Z

    Jai-Z Bangem, Jai

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    If I wasa drug dealer, Id pitch that thang;
    the Sy Young of cocaine..
    the dope game could relieve my name.
    J to the A-I..
    leave'm shook when Im stuffin;
    my bread 9 monthz long, like therez bunz n the oven.
    My pocketz stay pregnant, I father my own wealth;
    that white powderz Johnson & Johnson fresh, baby cant you tell?
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  13. Fudge357

    Fudge357 New Member

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    While your there
    Holding your grams in your manor man
    I'd be out in sands,
    Global spans with the taliban
    Holding hands with jessica alba
    I lick a joint
    She licks my testicles after
    Money mad mister
    Im the decimal master
    Got the pure coka while half
    Your product is castor
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  14. SoulCapture

    SoulCapture New Member

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    first, i would know the rules..
    i'd make it snow everyday so the kids never have to go to school...
    i'd buy ice cream for the kids in my hood so they know i give back..
    but i sell my shit out that ice cream truck every day, right where they live at...
    i'd hit the single mothers off with bread, so they can buy an outfit..
    then they'll lead me to their beds, hit 'em raw then i'm out quick..
    i'll make the poor feel poorer, i'll allure teens with my aura..
    your lifes dream, i'm the ice cream man, i got it for ya..
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  15. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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    If I was dealer I'd be broke off my dick n balls,
    Cus I wouldn't sell my shit... I'd just smoke and sniff it all,
    Brownies every night, rocks in my candy bowl,
    Random E pills floating in drawers full a socks and pantyhose,
    Shit… giving me drugs is like giving a faggot a dick,
    It goes right down the hatch, speaking of hatch… meth lab in the whip,
    Shrooms in the yard, percs in the safe,
    I pop so much shit I’m not really even sure I’m awake.
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  16. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    if i was a drug dealer would i actually THUG 'realer',
    than a soldier ant thugs on strange bugs with its feelers?
    naw im a healer and id help from diff'rent dirt-berms,
    my souls concoctions go deeper than all this worlds earthworms,
    so first learn ya lesson, then step in the session,
    otherwise re-live the horror of souls hell-bent confessions!
    aint no contesting, its been signed and sealed,
    lose one and gain another like how the blind can feel,
    rhymes for real, whats said's done and also done said
    dont blame me when you wake up to a sun thats blood red.....
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  17. Jay Bee

    Jay Bee Boricua

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    if i were a drug dealer? bitch i do sell dope
    to yall i sell death, to fiends i sell hope
    what im pitchin in the kitchen make u feel dumber than Kelso
    what i cook got u hooked u'll b stuck to it like velcro
    after i smoke my own blunt i dont waste my seeds
    i cut my dope down but i lace my weed
    i might sprinkle coke on it or even spray windex
    if someone tryna take me ima start squeezing my index
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  18. J.A.W.

    J.A.W. Member

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    If I was (Still) a drug dealer..

    I'd be flippin more O's then a spoon full of cereal... this was my life, it wasn't surreal//
    some pushed to smoke for free.. I pushed to stack g's and cop'd d's for future fees//
    when dealing in weed, usually no beefs.... graduated to E's, and seen a few deceased//
    I can relate to alot of peeps... even tho i'm out of the game and off the streets...//

    thats just my character..
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  19. mizzOe.

    mizzOe. valiumaddict

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    i'm a drug dealer with the meanest curse
    never sell dirt, if i do I reimburse
    all types of powder in my bags like my bitches purse
    they make up the large quantities of cash that i'm freaking worth
    and i have no enemies cuz my enemies know better
    i'm the brick moving go getter, get your little throat slit up
    if you ever don't pay up...
    bag up meth and conceal coke in funky violins
    grow in penthouses, never keeping faulty hydro dens
    i sell ecstasy in candy bags, shit i'll even sling you multi vitamins
    diamond razors that ain't flawed get these fuckin' thugs clawed
    cuz i'm the weed burning free versing motherfucking drug lord
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  20. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    If i was a coke dealer id be a punk sellout
    prolly cutting with chems to make my junk stretchout
    a burden on community and disease to mankind
    i spread my sorrow with no mercy, money on my mind
    but lifes a tough ride, ill prolly get shot or stabbed
    pockets inside out, dead, all my gear had been grabbed
    oh well thats life, i guess thats the story of a dealer
    lessons learned from my dad 'n' uncle fightin over whos realer
    I can use the excuse im just feedin my kids tho
    and keep cashing in on sorrow, i just want my inflow
    so back off boy before you get your head-split
    Im just a sensible man, doing stuff thats senseless
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