If I was a yoga instructor

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  1. KOzS

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    "Alright everyone, get into child's pose. Good, now hold there."

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  2. KOzS

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    Me in front:

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  3. J Keeper

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    People fart when they sit like that for too long.

    And there's guys there.

    Also why the fuck are all these people bringing blankets to yoga?
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  4. KOzS

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    That hambeast in the pink bout to face plant.
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  5. KOzS

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    Some people get cold. Not cold like I get cold though.
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  6. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    the blankets are traditionally usually for shavasana at the end of the session

    also can be used as a bolster to prop up limbs and such
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  7. J Keeper

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    Cold enough to carry a blanket?

    There's a word for those people.

    Homeless.
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  8. J Keeper

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    Pshhhh who the fuck needs a blanket for shavasana?

    Pussy niggas. That's who.
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  9. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    yeah fuckin real jedis dont even need gravity for yoga
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  10. KOzS

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    I'm aiming for this

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  11. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    I can't stop laughing during yoga. their words are the dumbest fuckin things I've ever heard and it just makes me laugh.
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  12. KOzS

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    Agreed, same here for the first few times. Some out there shit. Then I realized I was cheating myself. I figure, I'm spending time here, it's best if I focus and totally surrender to the practice. The place has become like an oasis of my life. You want to tell me yoga cures cancer, sure, I believe it. I go for the discipline, and mind and body focus and control. What better way to train than to have me pretend my body is expanding to fill the room.
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  13. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    Ive been at it 8yrs, im so used to the names and culture that it doesnt faze me.

    the only part that ever really bothered me was some instructors would ask you to say "om" first. I felt dumb at first. Doesnt bother me anymore.

    i dont really go to classes anymore unless invited by an instructor, i did it 5 yrs like 4x a week before i just started doing it at home. A really good friend of mine is a very skilled instructor so every once in a while i get a tweak or adjustment to work on.

    Jedi mind tricks
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  14. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    oh I love participating, just shut the fuck up with the chakrita homigonda pose. it makes me laugh.
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  15. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    well some studios/instructors use the english names
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  16. Twamp

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    never understood why people pay for a yoga class or do it with multiple other people. it's a spiritual thing you can and should enjoy/ practice by yourself.
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  17. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    i'd sign up just to see the ladies in yoga pants.

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  18. Dex Uchiha

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    Instructor is a creepy looking cunt.

    Aging hippies are usually fuggos, but that guy is particularly menacing.
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  19. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    because without proper instruction you wouldnt know if you were doing it right. You can really fuck yourself up bad if you do shit incorrectly. Thats why. Its like saying that you dont know why someone would go to martial arts classes when they can just watch some youtube vids and be good to go.

    I stopped because i received 5+ yrs of instruction at 4 x a week. Im quite capable and can do poses correctly on my own now. Sure you can watch a tv program on yoga and mimic what you see... but it doesnt mean youd be doing it correctly
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  20. KOzS

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    Because we're not broke fucks.
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