If double ML joined the circus, what would he be?

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  1. I think he would probably do pirhouettes on dicks like plate spinners

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  2. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    hed be the lion tamer


    cuz hes tamed more afgahn pussy than the taliban
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  3. Blaine Fontaine

    Blaine Fontaine property hustla

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    a clown ass white boy just like he is outside the circus...that was too easy
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  4. what u talkin about?

    its a known fact that Double gave crazy head to the taliban for intelligence, but no amount of inteligence could help him, so he just walked away with a milky mustache and an anus that resembled a tea towel holder.
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  5. additionally, He would make a good swordfish to be fired from a bow and arrow into a steaming pile of buffalo dung.
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  6. Freebass

    Freebass NAH NUDDAH

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    probably the bearded bitch......he has enough estrogen in him to grow breasts on command, and he could probably grow a beard, if he is still pre-op.......either that or he would work the glory hole in the bathroom, that is if his computer is with him so he can call people gay while he tea bags a midget.....
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  7. A nit has a bigger cranium and does better at IQ tests than double.

    He only got in the army cus they needed a nancy boy to bake the cakes and to offer some equality and balance to the homosexual community who were being denied places in the army because of their sexual orientation.

    double will be documented in military history for being the token gay boy
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  8. Freebass

    Freebass NAH NUDDAH

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    double has no brain, so he gives it to a homeless bisexual with mad cow disease, to live vicariously through his future self.......
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  9. double ML

    double ML Guest

    wow@ the sheer amount of jealous, cowardly, spiteful little bitches in here[wow]


    key facts:

    double is heterosexual.
    double is super intelligent.
    double is hardcore and will punch your face in.
    double is only half white.
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  10. double gettin owned like a lost puppy dog

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  11. Butfuklo

    Butfuklo New Member

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    Double ML would be an acrobat.
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  12. Pyro Tecknik

    Pyro Tecknik Harbinger of DOOM

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    only to wear the leotard^...and he wouldn't be much of an acrobat, he would play the role of a human prop, as midgets climb his protruding spine and dive off his nose into a teacup.
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  13. Freebass

    Freebass NAH NUDDAH

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    wow@ doubles lack of ability to refer to itself in first person, and super intellect which allots him a maximum of 5 different responses in all 12 million of his posts.......double is hard core...haha probably from all of the jazzercising and riverdance moves while it rubs the lotion on its skin.......
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  14. double ML

    double ML Guest

    ^^i'm a soldier you simpleton fuck[fu]

    the shit i've done would make a little bitch like you collapse into a fetal position and cry until you pass out from dehydration


    lmao@some stupid piece of shit sayin' double is gettin' owned[funny]


    that is pure blasphemy.

    you should be executed for bein' retarded. ppl like that should not be allowed to live.
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  15. Yahunyahti

    Yahunyahti New Member

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    HAHAHAH @ Everybody in this thread being in red aside from Dooble

    This turd has way too much time on his hands
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  16. Snikka

    Snikka Vision Action Execution

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    haha. At least double would have a skilled job.

    You'd be selling peanuts son.
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  17. Yahunyahti

    Yahunyahti New Member

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    Brit Boy would be a belly dancer.
    Gay ass European
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  18. menaz

    menaz Avant Garde

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    The fucking IRONY!
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  19. double ML

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    you know it's fuckin' sad that the rm.c community allows this rampant homosexuality to exist.

    too many liberal cupcake soft ass muh' fuckas on here.

    back in 99-00, anyone sayin' anything remotely gay would have been driven from the boards.


    vote= heterosexuality
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  20. Freebass

    Freebass NAH NUDDAH

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    double wears rainbow army fatigues with a bare mid drift bullet proof vest..........double has a penis where his belly button should be......
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