if a rattlesnake bit my cock

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  1. yayo

    yayo Polar Bear LaFlare

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    would any of you sweet thing things suck out the venom?

    or if a jellyfish stung me would you be willing to provide me with the necessary anti-stinging agent (urine)

    all you internet dudes are the coolest guys i know, i trust you like brothers, you are my best friends, the only ones ive ever known, you are my family

    i <3 you guys =) =) =)
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  2. BoardWalk

    BoardWalk it's a monopoly.

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    Ay yo... I'd gladly piss on you should you get stung by a jelly fish..


    but only cause we cool.
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  3. yayo

    yayo Polar Bear LaFlare

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    everybody on the net makes or breaks my life

    i think about you constantly, when im away its like a rift in time lost forever
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  4. BoardWalk

    BoardWalk it's a monopoly.

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    I was only offering to piss on you.
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  5. yayo

    yayo Polar Bear LaFlare

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    yeah right, you know the midwest milksnake is one of your fave items on my menu , princess
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  6. BoardWalk

    BoardWalk it's a monopoly.

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    Are you gonna no homo that? or should I?


    I tried to be nice, but the truth is I was only offering to piss on you to degrade you.
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  7. Cella Dwella

    Cella Dwella I Love It

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    Did someone hack Todds account? Or did he just lose it?
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  8. Hardkore

    Hardkore Blunts@TheBeach

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    yeah, i'd suck your dick...























































































    ...for some crack. *sniffs another line*
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  9. yayo

    yayo Polar Bear LaFlare

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    ohhhh im so degraded!!!!!! an internet dude wants to pee on me

    fuck man , you totally got me!!!!!!
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  10. Lyme

    Lyme Guest

    for sure I'd supply you with a golden shower
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  11. yayo

    yayo Polar Bear LaFlare

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    yeah get me back for that time i peed on you in the shower
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  12. Offbeat

    Offbeat New Member

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    only if the jellyfish stung ur face
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  13. yayo

    yayo Polar Bear LaFlare

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    yeah baby give me that ill rich aftershave..... shower me in golden goodness
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  14. BEEF Z

    BEEF Z New Member

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    ........what the fuck
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  15. thaRooster

    thaRooster hahahahahhaha NO!

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    i know spanky would gladly suck the venom outta your penis, hes already got your dick in his mouth anywyas
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  16. absolute zero

    absolute zero Among the living

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    ...........yikes.
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  17. BoardWalk

    BoardWalk it's a monopoly.

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    No no... I don't want to pee on you. However, i would be WILLING to pee on you... but i would only agree to doing so because it would in turn degrade you.

    and.... i wasn't tring to "get you"


    I thought my language was pretty plain and simple. But the offer stands.. I'll gladly piss on your head.
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  18. yayo

    yayo Polar Bear LaFlare

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    thats my dude, my tube is filled with dank, no homo
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  19. thaRooster

    thaRooster hahahahahhaha NO!

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    lmao I just read your sig.....wtf is that dick thinking
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  20. D_Y_O_Z

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    i would chop it off no homo with a machete so the venom couldnt spread
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