i'd never be a good undercover cop

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  1. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    i'd be denzel washington in training day (i know he wasn't undercover)
    i'd be what's his name in in too deep
    i'd be charlie sheen in beyond the law
    i'd be donnie brasco
    but i'd end up just becoming a criminal
    money is too good, and fuck the government. they only arrest these dudes cuz they aren't gettin their cut.
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  2. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    me neither id be worse than you.

    Id be seth rogan in twighlight
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  3. Caesar

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    I'd be somebody in another line of work.
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  4. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    that's why we'd become so successful though.

    anytime the coppers ask us why you're doing lines during breakfast.

    just tell them you're "getting into role ya cunts". i'd be the line king, fuck simba.

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  5. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    better warn me about busts. cuz i ain't goin out without killin these fucks too
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  6. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    always.

    we'll go old school with it and send owls.

    fuck a gps tracking device and satelites.

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  7. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    i don't understand why people don't use passenger pigeons anymore, aside from the fact they're extinct.

    i'd use falcons or hawks. falcons and hawks are fuckin ill at messenger birds, nobody hunts them, and they'll kill bitch birds and rodents on their way. you'll get your message covered in the blood of innocents.

    plus, royalty used them bitches back when men were men. niggas bleed
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  8. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    gps wont work for much longer

    the magnetic pole shifts have begun
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  9. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    i fucking love falcons hawks and eagles.

    but out of them all, eagles are the only ones that fly above the clouds when it rains.

    all the other birds find shelter when it rains, but eagles are like fuck it, i'm wutang niggas above the clouds.

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  10. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    eagles have tiny penises
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  11. Smouble ML

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    so do ajens
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  12. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    AJENS are terrifying.
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  13. Smouble ML

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    why? all the ones I knew were cool
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  14. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    what is it? i dont even know

    to be honest i thought you made a typo or something
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