Ice Cube was right ~ today was a good day!

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  1. GaLaTeA

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    Got pulled over for, well, speeding.

    The officer asked me if I knew how fast I was going, and instead of the anticipated "no", he got the "I was paying attention to the road, not the odometer. I'm kind of in a hurry."

    No ticket.


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  2. Shadow

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    Whenever a woman get off a speeding ticket, i'm convinced it was because their boobs/cleavage were showing.
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  3. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    totally

    without knowing anymore about the story its the first thing that pops into my head as well lol haha
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  4. GaLaTeA

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    :scared:

    I'm under protocol dress code at all time, therefore the cleavage theory of boobies running rampant can't be applied.

    However, I'm sure that that works for some female drivers.

    :funny:
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  5. Shadow

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    what dress code are u talking about?
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  6. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    she has a work dress code

    no assless chaps or boobie shirts
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  7. Shadow

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    That doesn't mean she doesn't ride to work in a tank top or something. :p
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  8. GaLaTeA

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    Depending on the day, the dress code's divided into business formal, business casual and casual.

    Business formal ~ ironed and clean pants suits of darker tones, which must be elegant and obtrusive, sans any outlansish fashion accessories or jewelry (a watch, simple earrings, wedding band), perfume is used moderately, shoes (no uber high heals, no peep toes, no sneakers, always worn with pantyhose ~ even in the summer time), elegant briefcase or leather folder with a quality fountain pen, minimal make-up/preferably none, long hair must be in a tail or bun, nails manicured although sans any screaming nail polish color..

    Business casual ~ skirt suits + above..

    Casual ~ Jeans and leather..

    Yes, that.

    I'm curious as to what that "or something" is, :scared: :funny:.
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  9. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    Genie bra and gramma panties, they both reveal very little, I think they should be reclassified as clothes
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  10. Shadow

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    something as in a nice low cut shirt that reveals some boobage


    seems like you got through a lot of effort for work lol
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  11. GaLaTeA

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    Had to booble what a "genie bra" is, but yeah, agreed on the reclassification.

    Low cut & open back dresses >>>

    Showing off legs >>>
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  12. Shadow

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    yup...now i see how u got off your ticket :)
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  13. GaLaTeA

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    But, but, but...
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  14. Shadow

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    can't blame you, i'd do it if i knew it would work :p

    plus men love a woman in business attire
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  15. GaLaTeA

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    ^I'm thinking there's too few female officers for that, ha...:scared:

    Wait, that's a fetish, too...:scared:
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