IAmBent vs MrJDM

Discussion in 'Emcee Battle Area' started by Mrjdm998, May 14, 2011.

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  1. Mrjdm998

    Mrjdm998 New Member

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    Due in 1 week
    32 bars
    Votes must actualy be descriptive and not just quoting some bars then voting. Shits annoying
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  2. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    I'll watch this and vote R.W.Z. style.Check into our battle,Mrjdm
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  3. IAmBenT

    IAmBenT Eat a dick, faggot

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    Checccccing in, this should be cool
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  4. Mrjdm998

    Mrjdm998 New Member

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    I'll wreck you so quickly 'cus your lyrics and flows shitty
    You came here Ready To Die but to me that ain't no Biggie if this was baseball you'd get zero hits see
    When I battle you Bent I'll smack you round the head have it off your neck by a thread
    And my bull charge is like a fishing line 'cus there's always a tackle at the end
    If you think you rhyme tighter you're wrong you're a dozen-a-dime writer
    When we brawl with fists you fly through walls of bricks like a goon vs a crime fighter
    I'm mad lyrical you ain't even got half the flows your arse is toast
    When I smash your skull unless you've got hardened bones liquid sprays out of your head like a garden hose
    Whether it's with the sword like Yoshimitsu or I use the wushu to bruise you
    As soon as contact's made your metal frames left with some screws loose
    Your bones writhe'nd click like an African tribal language
    When I get frightful and savage your brain cells and spine get damaged
    My mission is to cut you in half like a nucleus in nuclear fission
    When you see the magazine you get shot from close distance like the swim suit edition
    Victory will to come to fruition when our verses are juxtaposition
    You'll need a rapping manual to beat me and this BENTley's stuck in automatic transition
    If I did a flashback, counted up every line you've done that's not wack trash
    I bet even 18 wouldn't be where you hit like playing blackjack
    If anybody votes for you I bet that they are vexed
    When I attack you'll be yelling "Stop the violence" like your inspiration KRS
    This loss'll make you kill yourself like the old man in Shawshank
    So bland and uncreative I bet you couldn't even draw a blank
    Seems like you think you're linguistically outfoxing me Bent
    Your punches ain't hitting anything like you're shadow boxing instead
    My words cut you like torture devices 'cus you thought you were the nicest
    No wonder you're Bent out of shape when you know you'll be left slaughtered and lifeless
    Explosives’ get strapped to your car you'll C4 before they explode send you into free fall
    You'll be scorched orange and disfigured like a girl on Jersey Shore
    Even if you've got guns you'll never blast like a UN peace force
    While for me they're not just a lyrical resource but protect me like legal recourse
    Bent if you try'nd fight this Lennox Lewis will KO Iron Mike
    If you think you'll win you're the lying type 'cus nobody would care about your verse if you were buying hype
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  5. IAmBenT

    IAmBenT Eat a dick, faggot

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    Paging Mr. GayWeakMenWhineWhineFake ... your pink limo has arrived.

    I take a razor blade made of titanium, scrape braids straight from ya cranium,
    Split your dome like Winter's goin away, from Tampa Bay's stadium
    MisterJDM's the Harry Potter of Rap Music, don't need proof,
    Cuz your raps are more assed out than Daniel Radcliff in Equus:funny:
    What's JD's use?, I snap rap Brats in half like Savage n slim JiMs,
    You not MACHO, like Nacho, Lib-rey, you DREAM gay, wrestling with men
    GayDm is a (Bitch-then) like a reformed whore, couldn't be more,
    piss poor At this, then drunk bums in lifts, a-sleep on floors.

    I'll stick this spit in you, over a roasting pit, like a toasting pig, and force your open lips, to bite popcorn/
    Let's see you boast and shit, when your bloated limbs, explode and zip, like rewind soft porn/

    Be KIND? What for? I hate young fags with average records,
    Tie you to THIS 'post' and beat you to death like Matthew Shepard
    Stab and sever your hands then pepper the gashes, beat ya chest
    with several lashes then mustard gas it, NOW you're a seasoned vet!
    Deposit piss in your neck, repent, till Death comes to pick up your check
    Only then should LPriest and the rest 'PAY you any respect'
    I'm deadly with tex(t), with more Macs then Beth, when I curse atcha
    You rep the men, who Invented English, and still RM's WORST RAPPER:funny:
    I'll bust ya gut, You sprayin what? Psshh, You couldn't 'BURST' laughter,
    I'll end this Challenger, in a blaze of glory, above the earth's rafters.
    I disperse bastards like them ancient jews, I'll maim this dude,
    Do you like that famous carpenter, and leave you mainly screwed
    Attack a Christian? yo that's bad religion, fucking punk ass,
    I'll call up KRS to leave you heated, like a Heath with one Blast
    Shove you off the Ledger, for those bad jokes, like Gallagher's accountant,
    I use constant pressure, to crush ya melon-in, like its brown skinned,...
    GOD you're gay! "It's a Girl", I thought I heard your doctor say,
    Ever since; you been gliding the rim, denying the bitch, like Doctor Jay
    You cannot debate, I pack more heat than Kilmer with a lobster face,
    And Mr. J? let's say he goes both ways, like fucking helicopter blades...

    haha i was writing this while you were posting. Nice shit.
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  6. Mrjdm998

    Mrjdm998 New Member

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    Cheers, I scimmed throuh yours and there's some nice shit in there.
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  7. smittyrhythm

    smittyrhythm you love 2 hate me

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    you scimmed through? smh dont even take the time to read your opponents verse.
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  8. smittyrhythm

    smittyrhythm you love 2 hate me

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    Bent wins for being literate.

    :cool: swayze
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  9. Mrjdm998

    Mrjdm998 New Member

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    I had just finished writing 32 bars, last thing I'm gonna do is read another verse after spending that amount of time writing. Stay salty.
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