IAmBent vs. Handclap317

Discussion in 'Emcee Battle Area' started by IAmBenT, Mar 22, 2011.

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  1. IAmBenT

    IAmBenT Eat a dick, faggot

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    Rules:
    - 16 lines
    - first to 5 votes
    - No biting, no gouging, always punch below the belt lol

    GL homie
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  2. IAmBenT

    IAmBenT Eat a dick, faggot

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    The Death of Handclap317

    Here 's the last round of applause for hand-clap/
    Sounds like a golfer just plopped onto a sand-trap/
    Indiana don't matter like Jones' last action-flick/
    3-1-7 reporting a crashed rap ac-cid-ent!/
    From the wreckage-emerged, this delicate-herb/
    I'm the Colonel of Rap, you my specialty-served/
    Dead-ily words, syllables curve into your abdomen/
    You couldn't 'alarm' me spitting ya verse on an ambulance/

    *!^>~StYLeSWitCh~<^!*


    Punchless wonder blundered into this/ my style's sick as syphillys/
    Ask Chris Columbus, we're experienced in whippin 'INDIAN's/
    More of a Filly-than-Colt, I do em like Billy the Goat/
    Go McGruff-with-it/
    My verse is pussy? - DUH!, Cuz you wouldn't fuck with it/
    It lacks the mass of scruffy nuts that you would lust-to-bust-to/
    Read Le-vi-ti-cus-dude,/ 20:13, Pledge to 'Dust-To-Dust'-you/
    You're getting TOAST, bring the champagne, hey! it's your second post!/



    Congratulations, kid...
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  3. IAmBenT

    IAmBenT Eat a dick, faggot

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    Um..

    I guess this means I win??
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  4. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    How long did you specify that Handclap317 has before he responds? Usually 3 days will do it but it requires as a courtesy a "check" from the competing lyricists so yall know you're on the same page.And this right here:

    "Ask Chris Columbus, we're experienced in whippin 'INDIAN's...
    Read Le-vi-ti-cus-dude,/ 20:13, Pledge to 'Dust-To-Dust'-you/"

    Me like.I lol'd at them...
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