i would like to f-ck an aslan.

Discussion in 'The Alley' started by billy nomates., Aug 5, 2013.

  1. billy nomates.

    billy nomates. rain cancels play.

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    i have a fucking god complex.
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  2. billy nomates.

    billy nomates. rain cancels play.

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    a (symbolic) god fucking complex?
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  3. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    that or you just like Lions
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  4. KingoftheTrill

    KingoftheTrill I sell Cocaine and Cocaine Accessories

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    I want the Noah's Ark of pussy. Gotta hit everything at least twice.
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  5. KingoftheTrill

    KingoftheTrill I sell Cocaine and Cocaine Accessories

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    My dick's like the Model UN. It's going to every country.
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  6. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    yes, noahs ark apparently had 2 of each animal... but one was a dude... so half your pussy would really be anuses
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  7. billy nomates.

    billy nomates. rain cancels play.

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    i forgot we weren't adults here. the censored letter is u. the word is fuck.
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  8. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    hahah its so rediculous they censor the shit.

    specially when they allow it everywhere else. I can decide on my own what i want to see.

    at most it should be an option on your profile to censor words.
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  9. abztrakt

    abztrakt the impossible cool.

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    I'd appreciate if they would take it a step further and tell me which threads contain swears so I can avoid them. You lot need some Jesus in your lives.
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  10. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    "so, what do you do in your spare time?"

    "oh, i help maintain a rap message board and i censor curse words"
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  11. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    i think jesus needs me in HIS life
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  12. IssphitiKOzS

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    That's because you're a pedo.
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  13. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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  14. KingoftheTrill

    KingoftheTrill I sell Cocaine and Cocaine Accessories

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    Don't forget that each pussy also has an anus. It's a thrilling adventure, like trying to park your car in a really tight space without scratching your mirrors. Just don't pull out too quick or you might leave her inside out.
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  15. abztrakt

    abztrakt the impossible cool.

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    "So yeah, I'm kind of a big deal. I can close threads too, plus we have secret forum that only moderators can see. Paid? Oh, I don't get paid for it. It's kind of a volunteer thing. Doing work for the community. The online community. Get it? If I do a good job, maybe someday I'll make supermod. No, I wouldn't get paid for that either. But then I'd have the power to ban people. So, you know. Can I call you sometime? Maybe we could Skype? Wait, where are you going? Add me on Facebook if you want. Hey, slow down! You remember my name, right? Ok, well, I'll see you later!"
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  16. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    wow.



    just wow lol
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  17. KingoftheTrill

    KingoftheTrill I sell Cocaine and Cocaine Accessories

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    I'm just sayin, when you're doing a chick in the ass you might want to take your time. No need to rush.

    Then again you're white so you might have plenty of room. :arggggggh:
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  18. Caesar

    Caesar Natural Aristocracy

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    Best one.

    Until above fags ruined it.
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  19. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    i'm half white and half hispanic.
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  20. KingoftheTrill

    KingoftheTrill I sell Cocaine and Cocaine Accessories

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    Do you contribute anything to the site or do you just log in to try and take everyone else down? At least the trolls on here contribute something by trying to be funny. You don't do jack shit.

    You're like the kid that didn't get invited to the school dance so you try to crash it to get back at everyone for not inviting you. You should stay in your parents basement and work on your personality until you're a likeable human being.

    Sorry if my trillness is too much for you but it had to be said. I keeps it real.
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