I wonder how many toes...

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  1. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    Nah, I'm with Swordfish on this one. Any idiot can be hit by a bus (Twamp being a fine example of one.)

    One time I had a door slam against the front of my foot and my big toe's nail went bent straight up like an L.
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  2. Twamp

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    Eh, I'm pretty confident I'm quite smarter than u, Alice.
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  3. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    Well, if you're imagining intelligence to be a quantifiable figure without definitive qualities, then you have already failed.

    Hey... is "u" Dutch?
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  4. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

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    One time my brother stepped on my bare pinky toe with his boot and pivoted on the heel so it shattered, tore, and dislocated everything.

    It kind of felt more like an intense burning.

    He could be a bit of a dick sometimes.
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  5. HYPNOTIK

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    Is alice house the female version of ghet?
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  6. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

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    No.

    What?

    No.
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  7. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    U try too hard. Mistake numero uno.
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  8. Twamp

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    God damn. This is hilarious but fucked up lol

    Did u

    A) cry or shed some tears

    B) Beat his ass

    C) do nothing

    That's more than being a dick, that's a full blown 12 inch black cock.
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  9. J Keeper

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    Well he's 8 years older than me and it's hard for an 8 year old to beat up a 16 year old. I always had a high tolerance for pain so I just wilted and held my foot and tried to walk it off. Went to the hospital two days later.
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  10. Twamp

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    Good thing u didn't shank him in his sleep.
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  11. J Keeper

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    Good thing.

    I would've had to blame it on a black guy or something.
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  12. Geedorah

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    The fuck you need toes, cut them all off.
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  13. J Keeper

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    To balance like a delicate flower atop a stalk of wheat.

    To dance like cherry blossoms against the balance bars of breeze.

    TO LIVE, GEEDORAH, TO LIVE THE WAY LIFE INTENDED.
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  14. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    This nigga high as tits
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  15. HYPNOTIK

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    Do you torture animals and make sacrifices for the devil?

    I think you do.
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  16. J Keeper

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    Actually sober as a brick.

    I get weirder with sobriety.
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  17. Geedorah

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    DO you shave?

    I dont need to make sacrifices for myself.
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  18. HYPNOTIK

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    Lies.keeper

    I think you're
    dosed up.
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  19. Geedorah

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  20. J Keeper

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    Only my balls.

    Do... do you wanna suck on some balls?
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