I was thinking

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  1. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    There's an aid in the building named Tonette and we're such good friends

    She's married and has a kid and shit

    But if she was single she'd be my girl I think cuz we just get along so well, we understand each other

    People have told me I can't hook up with any of the aids but I had the chance to

    There's this aid who just works on the weekends and I got her number and she was totally jocking me

    She was cute, not beautiful or nothing, maybe she wasn't up to my standards I don't know

    But she was just SO fucking annoying oh my God

    Like I like to talk alot but this chick just talked TOO much. She would not shut up. My aid didn't like her either. She said to me to tell her she can't come lol.

    So she kept coming into my apartment and at one point I was just like I don't think I like you anymore you're mad annoying lol

    ANd she left

    So I think I coulda def got with her but couldn't tolerate her nasty ass

    I think I will get with another one of them one day
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  4. DemiGod

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    So what were you thinking?
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  5. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Huh?

    And I was on the phone with my mom today and she asked what who was in the Super Bowl? And it took me a while I could not remember

    I said the Seahawks and couldn't remember the Bronocos

    Crazy how burnt out I am that I couldn't remember that
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  6. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    when is that anyways?
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  7. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Not this Sunday but the next Sunday
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  8. Twamp

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    Huh? I thought March madness wasn't until April.
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  9. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    i think you should hook up with aids.
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  10. Geedorah

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    Why not this Sunday?
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  11. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    well it depends on Pawtucket Pauly if he sees his shadow its this sunday, if he doesnt then its next
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  12. King Dex

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    Ever think you might be shooting out of your league, bruh?

    You're collecting SSI and getting around via public transportation. You exude this omega male manboy aura.

    You're not in a position to be choosy right now. You're looking for a gourmet meal when you should be happy with a microwave dinner.

    You think you love Laticia when really she just represents something that you can't have. Just being real with you.

    If you neeeed to be with somebody right now, stop handicapping yourself with these unrealistic expectations.
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  13. Smouble ML

    Smouble ML 90% In NFL Playoff Predictions

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    That^^^^^^^^
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  14. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Okay I woulda been happy with her really but she was just too fucking annoying oh my God I just could not deal with her

    I will eventually have a career and or go to school I haven't been home from the nursing home for that long so I can be picky I think
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  15. Smouble ML

    Smouble ML 90% In NFL Playoff Predictions

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    U can't be picky. You look like mr. Bean
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  16. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    I don't really look like him yo

    I still look good numerous women have told me so
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  17. Smouble ML

    Smouble ML 90% In NFL Playoff Predictions

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    In that pic u posted, u do look like him.
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  18. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    This one?

    I still am handsome 157535655T.jpg
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  19. Smouble ML

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    Thats not you. :funny:

    Thats mr bean. Thst pic is frim a movie. I forgot which one cuz the pic is blurry.
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  20. DaAlmightyDolla

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    We saw you on video....

    You look like him.

    The same women who told you that you were handsome were probably beasts who wanted the D or just being nice cuz their church raised them to be polite to the mentally challenged.
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