I want to smash the woman from the Fifty Plus ads

Discussion in 'The Alley' started by Thomas Huxley, Jul 23, 2013.

  1. Thomas Huxley

    Thomas Huxley Well-Known Member

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    For the retards I want to smash susan surrandon

    Tim and sue
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  2. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

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    I wanted to facepalm her tits back in the day
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  3. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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    red heads are not attractive to me

    then again... I can't think of an old bitch I'd bump kegs with either
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  4. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    love me some milfs.
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  5. Thomas Huxley

    Thomas Huxley Well-Known Member

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    I miss you danny.

    Oh and id destroy hellen mirren. Hard
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  6. GoGoGadgetDick

    GoGoGadgetDick Can't Touch This

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    Nothing wrong with that. I'd pound those snatches into submission.
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  7. Pyronoa Zoro

    Pyronoa Zoro Demon Cutter

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    milfs i like.

    but you're talking about proper golden girls though. that i don't get.
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  8. abztrakt

    abztrakt the impossible cool.

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    susan sarandon: no
    helen mirren: maybe
    jane seymour: yes
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  9. Thomas Huxley

    Thomas Huxley Well-Known Member

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    OMG yes I'd take dry wall burns from Seymour.
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  10. Thomas Huxley

    Thomas Huxley Well-Known Member

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    I think it's me exhausting my thing for fucking frumpy, boring women in relationships. I recently hit a 20 something for the first time in a long time and realised I miss firmness.
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  11. Thomas Huxley

    Thomas Huxley Well-Known Member

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    Just realised a bunch of frumpy 30 year olds show up when you google 50 plus

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  12. Pyronoa Zoro

    Pyronoa Zoro Demon Cutter

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    What about ursula andress, you sickos?

    no matter how pretty in the face she may still be, wrinkly skin and age spots mortify my penis.
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  13. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    milfs love the fact i work at a Fortune 500 company. fuckin' love it.
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  14. Thomas Huxley

    Thomas Huxley Well-Known Member

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    Aaaand the forced positive angle is done.
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  15. Pyronoa Zoro

    Pyronoa Zoro Demon Cutter

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    Meanwhile, milfs aren't impressed by how quick i'm able to retrieve their vehicles or the girth of my tail.
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  16. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    red heads ftw >>>>


    especially fake red heads imo
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  17. Thomas Huxley

    Thomas Huxley Well-Known Member

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    And the bitter twamping is back


    Looks like you didnt run far enough
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  18. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    Green hair, blue hair, red hair...

    All greats.
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  19. UnbrokeN

    UnbrokeN Well-Known Member

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    woman over 80 r teh secks
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  20. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    wait what? lol
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