i want a dog that doesnt need to be walked every day

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  1. Superman70

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    that's too much, i can manage 3 days a week or something.

    do these exist?

    if not i may get a cat.
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  2. billy nomates.

    billy nomates. rain cancels play.

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    ah i think you need the don't get a dog, dog. get a fucking tortoise you lazy shit.
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  3. M-theory

    M-theory Saint Esprit

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    I'd rather take out a dog and bag its poop than clean a litter box.
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  4. UnbrokeN

    UnbrokeN Well-Known Member

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    whywould you need a pet anyway..need something to have power over? bored and /or lonely? lets fix this..together
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  5. Superman70

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    i like animals.
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  6. Superman70

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    not being lazy, other things need my attention.

    tv, video games, internet, etc.

    serious business.
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  7. straight_evil

    straight_evil Mrs. Sole

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    Get a fish. Or hire a dog walker.
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  8. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    yeah but animals are a pain, say you want to go on holidays? specially for a couple weeks...


    or what if you have to move?

    these are the things you must think about
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  9. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    get a paraplegic dog.
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  10. IssphitiKOzS

    IssphitiKOzS Avalanche

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    I can get you good quality tortoises for cheap.
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  11. Geedorah

    Geedorah King

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    Do you have a yard?
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  12. Superman70

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    no i stayin a 3rd floor apartment
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  13. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    fuck, dont get a pet then man

    what dog wants to live in an apartment with someone who wont take them for walks?

    haha

    people should need a license to own pets
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  14. Twamp

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    people should require a license in order to live imo


    or at least in order to survive a social setting.
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  15. Superman70

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    but i will walk it, just not every day. i'm sure there's many dog owners that don't walk their dog every day.

    anyway i guess it's a no. i wouldn't want to push it or have the dog not getting the exercise it needs.
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  16. billy nomates.

    billy nomates. rain cancels play.

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    get a kangaroo.
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  17. Superman70

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    they're so temperamental tho
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  18. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

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    Get a sloth
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  19. Geedorah

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    Then dont get a dog, get a cat.
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  20. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA Well-Known Member

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    Get a bulldog then, it's the laziest pet ever.
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