i start work today

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  1. jesus chris

    jesus chris are you serious?

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    bally's total fitness.


    i'm not excited.
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  2. Matt Hood

    Matt Hood New Member

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    Are you supposed to make the members feel better about their scrawny physiques?
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  4. Dane Cook

    Dane Cook Thanks for the candy...

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    Well, you're 20...i suppose it is time.

    A gym is kind of an odd fit for you though, no? Do you wipe the machines?
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  5. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    dude are u fucking insane

    do u KNOW how many hot girls ur gonna get to kill time with every goddamn day?

    ur crazy son
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  6. Dane Cook

    Dane Cook Thanks for the candy...

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    ^You haven't seen ole' Chris's pictures apparently.

    More like - do you know how shitty you're going to feel when hot girls go toward you to pass gass so the built studs think YOU did it?
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  7. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    if u post his pic ill give u 20 points
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  8. macmilimeterhyms

    macmilimeterhyms Product of the 80s

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    lmao
    thats rough
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  9. Snik Diesel

    Snik Diesel Hey there buddy!

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    I wouldn't be excited either.


    You don't even work out, you fuck.
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  10. jesus chris

    jesus chris are you serious?

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    not really.

    no one is really scrawny, either.
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  11. jesus chris

    jesus chris are you serious?

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    i've had 4 jobs previous to this, i just haven't worked since last july.
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  12. jesus chris

    jesus chris are you serious?

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    oh.

    was that supposed to be a joke, rippy?
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  13. jesus chris

    jesus chris are you serious?

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    i used to until i couldn't afford the membership.

    i will now since it's free.
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  14. Mac Sabbath

    Mac Sabbath New Member

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    and big sweaty men.

    it'll be like Verb's bedroom.
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  15. Janitor

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    lol @ wiping the machines down and sniffing the towel
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  16. Dane Cook

    Dane Cook Thanks for the candy...

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    Yes. It was supposed to be a joke, and it succeded as a joke.
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  17. jesus chris

    jesus chris are you serious?

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    by your own hillbilly standards, i reckon.
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  18. Dane Cook

    Dane Cook Thanks for the candy...

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    Yes, my hillbilly standards still allow me the ability to make you look like a complete douche.

    go figure....and you better not let someone get a wet bench.
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  19. D_Y_O_Z

    D_Y_O_Z .

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    now look for a girlfriend
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  20. Mystery

    Mystery New Member

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    no, actually the only person you ever make look bad is yourself.
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