i probably drink at least 3 gallons of juice a day

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  1. Twamp

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    especially when/ after i smoke or drink alcohol.


    can never smoke without a nice beverage on hand.
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  2. Sir Bustalot

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    what kind of juice?

    i water down almost all juices i buy, the shits like syrup or has loads of gay ass sugar in it. Its the number 1 reason im not a juice fan, lately the shit tastes like fruit flavored syrup or sugar water..

    i like natural juices without the sugar and not from concentrate, Concentrate can lick my hairy nutsack

    usually the only stuff i find thats not loaded to the tits with sugar is orange juice.

    i do like juice though.
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  3. MissBreezy

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    I used to drink several litres of juice a day.

    I put on mad weight.

    Don't really drink it now, and I certainly don' buy it.
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  4. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    replace juice with soda, and that's me.

    i think i made a thread similar to this a while back.

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  5. Sir Bustalot

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    its called POP not SODA

    *shakes fist angrily at non-canadians
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    FYI

    haha key and peele so far has been hilarious tonight
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  7. Twamp

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    My fav is pineapple. Aside from that, orange.

    Nectar too.

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  8. Twamp

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    I never knew u could gain excessive weight from juice.


    Oh yeah, fuck soda. Did u know there's so much sugar in soda they have to actually add a chemical to prevent u from throwing up?



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  9. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    i told you man, you and your reppin/derepping is killing my soul

    each ttime you do it i shrink a few inches
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  10. Twamp

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    It's not intentional u ol pop drinkin' fuck lol

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  11. Twamp

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    Also, edited so u can't edit :funny:

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  12. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    i also lose some girth and hair

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    :scared:

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  14. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    we call it soft drinks in australia.

    i don't even know why i said soda.

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  15. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    Its ok Nu

    these fuckin merikkkans imposing their shit on everyone.

    #Merikkkaisfat
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  16. Twamp

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    Aussies soft as fuck.

    Minus Paul Hogan. Paul Hogan is coo.

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  17. Twamp

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    They are for the most part. Luckily my metabolism is on some Stan Lee Super Human super shit.

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  18. Sir Bustalot

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    ahahahaha Paul Hogan

    the only thing important to come out of Australia.



    except nu
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  19. Twamp

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    :funny:

    I also usually get 2 Foster's big cans for 3 bucks.

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  20. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    fuck i like fosters on tap.

    you americans and your 7/11's that slang booze. Must be kinda nice.

    in vancouver here its all government liqour... shit closes at like 6pm and its all unrefrigerated. You CAN find the odd private offsales spot that cools their liqour but everything is like $ 5 more expensive

    guess what the cost of a six pack of domestic beer is here in vancouver?

    its almost $20.... its like 17 and change and its not even cold

    isnt that fucking retarded?

    atleast where i used to live in Alberta a six pack was $10 and cold.
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