I no longer understand what the f-ck is going on.

Discussion in 'Battle Video Archives' started by Sakim Aerias, Jun 16, 2012.

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  1. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    dallas cash (the gay cowboy rapper):

    the fans have spoken. the ball is now in your court. your mission, should you choose to accept, will be to locate and upload the now legendary tip job video. should it be proven that the multiple accounts of your extreme cowboy behavior were somehow unfortunately misinterpreted and incorrectly etched into the battle rap history books, your reward will be the complete banishment of this rather unfortunately misconception.

    your friend always,
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  2. ErikForeman

    ErikForeman Yung Fred Flint

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    Maple told me he had the tipjob video downloaded to his harddrive a while back
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  3. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    until i have the proof in front of me, i believe these 2 eyes saw the truth and my account of the video is accurate.
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  4. Ravenous510

    Ravenous510 Well-Known Member

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    Lol........The interests of the fabled EG and EF actually converging???!!?? You know this is important and sensitive shit....
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  5. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    we've planned our feud step by step for many years, knowing that eventually our sudden "cooperation" would shock the masses and allow for a miraculous offering to the battle rap world.

    dallas cash (TGCR), will be so blindsided by this freak occurrence, that he will be lulled into a false sense of security and warmth, causing him to change his attitude about battle rap. he'll have hope. hope for a better future. hope for a better tomorrow. the hope that the battle rap community as a whole will be more accepting of him and his views on what constitutes great battling.

    mark my words, he will upload this video. or corey charron lied to my face
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  6. Stolos26

    Stolos26 Active Member

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    So did Dallas change his username because he thought it would disassociate himself from this embaressment of a thread?
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  7. ErikForeman

    ErikForeman Yung Fred Flint

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    ^what eg said

    Post it Dallas, we're all friends here
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  8. larry word

    larry word get sauced n dip

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    actually it went somethin like

    "i know females that give a good tip job
    the last time you had a good tip job,
    was when you practiced your baseline and the coach said good tip job"
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  9. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    get to the cowboy parts
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  10. ErikForeman

    ErikForeman Yung Fred Flint

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    I will remix ya chest
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  11. xghamdix

    xghamdix Well-Known Member

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    I'm glad all rival parties have set their differences aside for this good cause.
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  12. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    this is bigger than our feud...
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  13. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    lush: "sober mistake", lush: i said that?, madd illz: build wit me, phranchyze & dlors son,

    lmao
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  14. Ravenous510

    Ravenous510 Well-Known Member

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    :taxgsmile:

    I must add this glorious spectacle to my mental archives....

    UPLOAD VID.....DO WANT...
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  15. ErikForeman

    ErikForeman Yung Fred Flint

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  16. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    DAMN!

    it seems somehow that even a rapper of Dallas' mediocrity has a point at which he views a performance as too unbearable to subject his fans to

    kind of funny when you think about it. the junk still floating around online he must view as ether i guess LOL

    so this might be the end to this unforgettable saga. we laughed, we cried, but in the end we're much stronger.

    id like to think each of us now has a piece of DTGCR within us. maybe tomorrow EF will remix someone's chest. i might capsize a boat and create a good tip job. maybe even maple will call someone a stupid ass faggot 12 times in a row for absolutely no reason.
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  17. Kiewra

    Kiewra Well-Known Member

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    "supposedly" Dallas himself made some of these tags.
    Biotch! You wish you had a phone like mine...
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  18. Ravenous510

    Ravenous510 Well-Known Member

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    :facepalm2:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    I need to see this battle...it has to happen ......the RM deities must not forsake me!!
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  19. xghamdix

    xghamdix Well-Known Member

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    See this is the stuff legends are made of. Embrace your greatness dallas and just upload the damn video.
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  20. Freebass

    Freebass NAH NUDDAH

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    putting this up is a win win situation.....the world awaits, you only got one shot do not miss your chance to tip job.......
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