I just got my d*ck sucked by a chick with pink hair

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  1. Detroit

    Detroit The d is silent

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    40 dollars. I was bored at home needing some loving I played in her pussy while she throated me shit smell good I'll fuck her next time
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  2. Zero-D

    Zero-D Brilliance Unparalleled

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    cool story bro...
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  3. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    Guarantee that was a nigga in disguise.
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  4. Smouble ML

    Smouble ML 90% In NFL Playoff Predictions

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    nice @H20

    twamp always hating. he still waiting to get his kangaroo peepee wet.
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  5. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Word, twamp talking about that was a guy in thee skies but it's clearly a female.
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  6. -MV-

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    baby wipes for a baby dick , lmao jk
    good shit bro.
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  7. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    Pinky & the brain, eh..
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  8. Little Yeezus

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    Bravo to the hardwood floors, but what type of bum still houses a WHITE refrigerator, yuck. No wonder your whores are sub-par
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  9. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    Lol, does that apply to anything white when it comes to kitchen appliances or does one draw the line at fridge only?

    Parquet >>>
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  10. Little Yeezus

    Little Yeezus Member

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    No kitchen appliance should be WHITE, it's almost 2014, act accordingly.

    Stainless steel or black >>>>>>>>>>>
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  11. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    Act accordingly to who's standards exactly?
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  12. Little Yeezus

    Little Yeezus Member

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    ...you can't be serious......to 21th century standards (more importantly MY standards)

    No respectable human being should own a white appliance.

    Also hardwood floors or light carpets NOT dark are the standard and if you're walking around your house w/ shoes you're an animal/bum have some respect & leave your shoes at the door.

    Also if you own a twin bed you've pretty much given up on life, js

    Let me know what else you need clarified
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  13. Vulgar

    Vulgar 80s baby

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    I agree

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  14. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    Unless you were born under a coat of arms, YOUR standards mean exactly diddly squat to me, tbh.

    People will furnish & choose decor to their satisfaction, not to wishes of someone else tho..
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  15. Little Yeezus

    Little Yeezus Member

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    Clearly that madness is the opinion of someone who houses white appliances, lol
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  16. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    Alas, not a single appliance in my residence is white. Don't think we had any white in residences of my parental units growing up as well..
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  17. Little Yeezus

    Little Yeezus Member

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    ...Then you live by the rule, so why fight it (OP's decor is truly fucked, for goodness sakes he has white cabinets, wtf, the floor is the only decent thing in that pic, in fact he should've fucked the floor b/c that whore is below basic)

    Also what is you stance on twin beds and shoes in the house?
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  18. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    Wasn't aware it was a rule until you mentioned it. Normally what you youngsters consider "rules" translates into "hipsteria" to me. So, meh..

    Have no stance on something I've never had use for (regarding twin beds), but fuzzy slippers for indoors, special shoes for workshop area tho..
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  19. Djay Cas

    Djay Cas Woodgrain Oak

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    only on rm can a dude post a picture of a prostitute and dudes wanna criticize her kitchen appliances
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  20. Scr1be

    Scr1be Well-Known Member

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    Who is this homemaking ass nigga sharing tips like he's Martha Stewart or some shit?

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