I hate getting my hair cut

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  1. Thomas Huxley

    Thomas Huxley Well-Known Member

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    Really need it. This heat is just killing me!

    But cant be fucked. I hate waiting. It always feels like the barber is doing it to spite me
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  2. UnbrokeN

    UnbrokeN Well-Known Member

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    I concur getting haircuts is almost worse than root canals. IT always feels like the barbers trying to choke me out with paper around my neck, but irealize it is only my neurosis.
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  3. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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    I'm going bald.

    You have no idea what I go through in the barber chair.
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  4. billy nomates.

    billy nomates. rain cancels play.

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  5. Pyronoa Zoro

    Pyronoa Zoro Demon Cutter

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    I cut my glorious locks last month...the humidity finally got to me.

    back to the fade...can't lie, it feels wonderful. Though I haven't trimmed it since, being lazy about it and it's already cropping around my ears.

    some people were devastated, asked if I had donated it...lool like i'm about to have some bald faggot rocking my mane.
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  6. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    i love it

    specially if you make them shampoo your hair...

    some of them haircutters can massage a head like nobody's business... its like a brain orgasm
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  7. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    i buzz my own shit once a week so there's no need for a barber shop. takes about 15 min.
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  8. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    if i didnt look like a skinhead peckerwood with a shaved head i would too
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  9. Drink8cokesAday

    Drink8cokesAday ALL DAY

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    Sounds like you guys go to actual barbershops. I go to great clips and talk about my job and the weather for 15 minutes. shut up lady
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  10. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    yeah thats what i do most of the time, or the equivalent of greatclips anyways.

    ive been to a barber and it wasnt any cheaper and he didnt shave me grill or wash my hair the bastid
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  11. Newportz

    Newportz Bang Bang

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    I get my hair cut at a salon, nh...

    So I get my head rubbed by some dime with this minty shit till I feel like I can't decide whether I want to nut or fall asleep...


    but I enjoy my hair cuts..
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  12. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    when i was a kid it would tickle like a motherfucker and i couldnt sit still and id drive the haircutter person nuts, but my eyes would be rolling back in my head and id be laughing and squirmin making weird ass noises
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  13. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    i doubt that's the reason.
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  14. Pyronoa Zoro

    Pyronoa Zoro Demon Cutter

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    True. It was all these goddamn females always wanting to run their hands through my hair that actually did it.

    here i was trying to feign humility by blaming it on the weather.

    can't get anything past those beady eyes can i?
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  15. KOzS

    KOzS .Juster

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    Then find a place that properly takes appointments.


    Place I go to is high-end, and it's just one lady, so she does appointments herself. Only problem is you have to wait a few days. No big deal.
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  16. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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    This

    I haven't gone to a place in a while. No point in my current condition.
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  17. Superman70

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    i also dont like it. i let my hair grow too much before cutting it. probably will get one today.

    personal space.
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  18. -MV-

    -MV- Banned

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    you weren't at a barbershop homie you was at the vatican.
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