I got laid last night

Discussion in 'The Alley' started by P. Chase, Nov 28, 2013.

  1. Shadow

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    Keep would've stayed if it she was 10 years younger.
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  2. Shadow

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    Jook always saying a nigga died :funny:
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  3. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    He got caught in an undertoe off the shores of hawaii

    mexican nigguhs know they not suppose to be surfin like that :funny:
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  4. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Lmfaooooooooo
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  6. Detroit

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    Hahaha b whun dead I'm laughing my ass off


    I remember paper chase this nigga slow as hell lmaooooooooo

    Dude u could've gotva handjob from a street hook for ten dollars or something bruh lmaoooooo

    I ain't never rolled up on a street walker but that shit can't be that much me myself when I buy a bitch I just want the mouth I have a gf and stripper bitch to fuck I don't want to fuck them
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  7. J Keeper

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    Well he didn't know the age was 21 either. He was just making a comment.

    And yea I thought the same exact thing when I saw the chick.
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  8. DaAlmightyDolla

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    Lol this thread turned to gold.....

    Paper probably put on some drake to fuck the prosti too...
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    aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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    im gone man
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  11. Detroit

    Detroit The d is silent

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    P chaser confirm or deny u tried to fuck a prosty to hold on we're going home

    I kissed and ate a prosty out before bruh but I awe you hbic and didn't give a fuck I had a threesome with two bitches who half way hooked I didn't pay though


    U too old and sober to be trying to kiss hooks that's how u get that herp


    Did she suck your dick with a condom on? If she didn't then u just tried to kiss 400 different dicks


    If she did suck it with a condom on you lost on all fronts bruh


    If they won't suck my dick raw that bitch can gtfo
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  12. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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  14. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    I'm just not used to going long periods of time without getting laid. The time in the nursing home and since then has been the longest I've gone since I lost my virginity. So I made a mistake and yes she did give me head with a condom on. Laugh all you want. I will never pay for sex again. Totally not worth it. I'd have alot more money and self respect if I never did that.
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  15. Twamp

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    lmao


    but yo, there be some bad bitches there and it's also good for you b
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  16. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    You live and you learn Pussy Chase.
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    lmao they got package deals there?
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  18. Caesar

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    Paper and iLL RiCH the best that ever did it.
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  19. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Lol word. I can't take it back it was just a stupid ass thing I did. Wasn't the first and def won't be the last time I do some stupid shit. What can I say.
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  20. P. Chase

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    Lol I like Ill Rich but didn't he like trannies?

    That's mad nasty
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