I got laid last night

Discussion in 'The Alley' started by P. Chase, Nov 28, 2013.

  1. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    well to be fair, escorts always were a small pay step above street hooker.
    live and learn man, dont put so much weight onto things that have passed. Its gone. Forget it.

    and please take my advice and work on your happiness.... remember, it doesnt come from getting stuff(stuff includes a gf)
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  2. Caesar

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    Go figure double ml isn't in here blasting Paper for hiring an escort
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  3. Caesar

    Caesar Natural Aristocracy

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    Cheaper than a night out in New York.

    And he didn't have to worry about kicking some goblin cunt out of bed come morning.

    Paper >
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  4. Vulgar

    Vulgar 80s baby

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    You need to post in AEH. To get aired out properly. LMAO wtf yo. You can't be a real person. @J o o k who is this nigga bruh?

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  5. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    you say you have some money. Enroll in yoga classes. Give it a good try(and i dont mean a couple weeks, im talking try it regularily for a couple months)

    its an activity to keep you busy, its proven to make people happier. Its 100% healthy when taught to you by a trained professional, keeps you young and fit, the benefits are many. The most important is it can improve your well being.

    if you do, dont perv on the chicks either. Work on just you man. Get that first.

    and just incase you havent figured it out, its best to keep your real life and RM seperate. Dont tell us everything lol.
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  6. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    He's a real member lmao - nigguh use to post as Paper Chase.

    Don't sound familiar at all??
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  7. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Awwwww man this nigguh said enroll in a yoga class [​IMG]
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  8. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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  9. Geedorah

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  10. fakefucks

    fakefucks no smile on my face cause the dollars what i chase

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  11. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    safr0-asfpojaihfra'iohrafoh'ioi'herqaoih'erqoih'hrieq'ihoreqh'oreq


    i love you p chase i fucking love you bro.

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  12. Geedorah

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  13. J Keeper

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    I'm gonna tell my escort story.

    So my friend and I were in Atlantic City for his brother's fight MMA fight. We got there a day early to gamble. So we were walking down the boardwalk and a bird shit on him. We knew it would be a good day.

    After returning to the room for a change of shirt, we hit up the casinos. We played for a few hours and I won about a g and half and so did he. At the time, I was 20 years old and he was 21. I was not aware the age of gambling in NJ is 21. So security came up and asked my friend for ID when we were at the table. When the security walked away, he said, "He's younger than me! How didn't he get ID'd?" The dealer, a very Asian lady, said, "How old are you?" to me. I said, 20. She said, "No you leave now you take your chips and you leave now!" The dood next to me at the table then explained the legal age was 21, I cashed out my chips, and returned to the table as a guest.

    So we got back to the hotel room, wondering what to do with this money we never expected to have, and of course, being two doods in their early 20's, our first thought was, HOOKERS!

    As time went on, I was more and more leery of it. But he was down. So I said, okay, if she comes by and she's hot, we'll just split the shit and share her. He said deal.

    So he calls an escort service and they ask what kind of girl he's looking for, he said shorter, brunette, with tan skin, and younger.

    So we're sitting there waiting, I'm rolling up a couple blunts just because I'm bored and I like rolling blunts. Then the knock comes at the door.

    My boy walks up and opens the door. In walks a 40 year old Asian lady. I took one look at her, said, "I'll catch ya later," to my broski, and proceeded to walk toward the door.

    As I go to walk past her, she put her hand on my stomach and said, "Where you going, big boy," in the most stereotypical Asian way possible, and started rubbing my stomach.

    I just pointed at boy, said, "He called," and walked the fuck out with my blunts and my cigarettes. Went, sat on the beach, got super stoned, got a text from my boy saying he was finished, and went back.

    I do no regret any decision I made in that process.
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  14. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    i like Jook, dont care about the rest of you AEH fags, but this is some bitch shit. homeboys been out of a nursing home for just over a month and yall wanna be player ass muhfuckas talking like you wouldnt be humping teddy bears right now.
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  15. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Your boy was lame for busting you out though lol.

    Why do the services even ask what you want if they aren't going to send you it anyway smh.
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  16. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    I love you too Tacky.

    But look at it this way... if we let him slide and not bust his balls then we are isolating him from the true RM experience and that's discrimination against handicaps.

    It's like a highschool wrestler with one arm ... you still gotta pen him down :scared:

    He has to get his balls busted just like everyone else .. pause
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  17. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    you still pay half Keeps?
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  18. Detroit

    Detroit The d is silent

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    Hahahaha@u trying to kiss a hook sucker for love ass nigga

    Bruh u gotta pay a bitch who offers the full girlfriend experience for that kind of shit u can fuck them raw too

    Hit up backpage fuck that pof shit that shit wack
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  19. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    @P. Chase ... @Detroit knows all about the game man ... hit him up before you do anymore trickin'.

    We use to have a mexican nigguh named @B whun here who also use to use escorts but that nigguh dead
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  20. Geedorah

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    How he died?
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