I got laid last night

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  1. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    For the first time in over 2 years

    But not in the traditional way

    I have had so much trouble meeting a woman here so I called an escort service

    It was a total rip off

    On the phone they said it was 200 an hour. That the woman would be there in about 45 minutes. I asked for a black woman cuz I prefer black women. She said no problem. It took like over an hour and a half. She was chubby puerto rican chick that looked white. She wasn't really all that pretty. She jerked me off first and then was hard and said can we have sex now. She said that's extra. I said how much. She said 100. I said I could give it to her when we're done cuz there's a ATM in the building. She said she needs it upfront. So I put my clothes back on and go down to the 1st floor ATM and take out 100 more dollars. Come back give it to her. She starts jerking me off again. I go to kiss her she says no kissing. She gives me head I get hard. Then I ask her to go on top and she's like 'what ride you?' and she said no. Wtf. I had sex with her and lasted longer than I thought. Had sex for like 10 minutes and I didn;t bust yet which suprised me. She got a call and we stopped she said it was her escort service or whatever and that our hour was up. What a fucking rip off. Never calling them again no matter how desperate I get. Hope I meet a woman and get layed the traditional way soon cuz that sucked and I'm so much better than payin for sex. How pathetic. Anyways happy Thanksgiving to all, have a good day
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  2. Shadow

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    there are better ways to get laid brah....desperation isn't a good look
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  3. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    Instead of the goose for Thanksgiving, try turkey, lol

    Just kidding, mate. Your money, you can do what you want with it...but I think you learned paying for sex just isn't worth it.
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  4. Extreme Venom

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    POF dot com... you can get a bitch there if you handsome and got game..

    Alotta Smuts on that..
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  5. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    lol oh paper

    thats nasty as fuck and your support of the exploitation of women is revolting.
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  6. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    It really sucked. I'm ashamed that I did that and mad I wasted alot of money. Definitely won't do it again.

    What is POF? I'd like to think I'm handsome and have alot going for me. I use match.com
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  7. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    and as much as youd like to believe those women are doing it because they love it, youre wrong.

    POF=match.com but free

    and ive never had a good experience with online dating.
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  8. DaAlmightyDolla

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    Im starting to feel bad for laughing. ...
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  9. Geedorah

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    I never understood that no kissing thing, you can fuck her, put your dick in her mouth but somehow kissing is too much.
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  10. DaAlmightyDolla

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    Sonehow kissing makes it more personal. They dont want to be treated like your gf.
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  11. Geedorah

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    Kissing more personal than fucking? :arsyeah:
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  12. Shadow

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    I hear Dad is a great wingman....Paps should go to a party with Dad
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  13. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    ick @ kissing a hooker. that mouths had more dicks in it than Gee's.
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  14. DaAlmightyDolla

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    I tried to be nice to the kid when he cameback then he spat on my hospitality. ... he fucked up a glorious opportunity.
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  15. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    I cant imagine Dolla being a good wingman. He'd prolly start out tryna hook you up, then clown on you and leave with the bitch.
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  16. Shadow

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    well that's unfortunate
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  17. DaAlmightyDolla

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    Lol I would do no such thing...

    I dont break bro code....
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  18. Tacky Jones

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    i picture you being like one of my boys who loves to put people on the spot.

    couple years ago we were at applebees and our server was kinda cute. she comes by and asks if we want another round. i was looking at my phone when i hear him say "no, but my friend here thinks you're really cute and hes a virgin."

    i had no fuckin clue what to say to that.


    he then left my number for her.
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  19. Shadow

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  20. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    also shortly after, a friend and i went to pick him up at a bar and go to one in SF. we walk in and he's with some co-workers. we start talking and he whispers something in this girls ear. she looks at me and yells "you're a virgin?!".


    i think he means well...maybe. but i got stories for days like this.
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