I don't remember seeing any christians here explain why Jesus bit Horus

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  1. Wird of Pley

    Wird of Pley I Slice My Own Ham

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    The Egyptian sun god.

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    I mean theres like 5-10 other religious deities that are essentially the same story and came about THOUSANDS of years before Christ... the church's official response has always been that they know the story or Jesus has almost identical parallels to the hero in numerous pagan religions... thats because the fucking DEVIL WENT BACK IN GOD DAMN TIME and created those religions to shake the faith of mankind.

    I mean, yall seriously buy that shit when it's really just a repackaged version of shit that the entire globe now accepts as laughable bullshit?

    Jesus is to Horus what Christian Bale is to Michael Keaton. Just a slightly more believable batman.
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  2. Noodles

    Noodles The People's Champion

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    I just don't like hating on things that make people happy.

    Just let it go.

    Be a quiet atheist.
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  3. THEDONN

    THEDONN One Love

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    Jesus didn't bite nothing

    He spent his whole life helping people

    He can't help what was said after his death

    Man wrote the bible

    The gospels of Jesus was written 40-70 years after he died.
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  4. Priceless

    Priceless Like I'm doin it for TV

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    Are you saying that Jesus is Batman?

    Bc that seriously shakes the foundation of everything I've grown up believing.

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    FiZiKs MileHighSalute

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  6. Wird of Pley

    Wird of Pley I Slice My Own Ham

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    Yeah because religion has done nothing but make people happy.

    You serious right now bro?

    Like, really?
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  7. THEDONN

    THEDONN One Love

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    Religion did nothing but divide

    Jesus was against the church
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  8. Turn My Swag On

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    You still bitter bout them religious ppl coming in your delivery room, bruh bruh
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  9. Noodles

    Noodles The People's Champion

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    Not talking bout religion. Talking bout belief in jesus/god.
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  10. Wird of Pley

    Wird of Pley I Slice My Own Ham

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    What I'm trying to tell you is he didn't exist.

    The Bible is just a more colorful literary adaptation of older pagan religions.

    I love how you just said the bible was written 70 years after Christ's death and in the same post say he spent his whole life helping people.

    The information that makes you believe he spent his whole life helping people was based on the writings of those men 70 years later.

    Imagine a 70 year long game of verbal telephone and you tell me if there is even a remote chance the bible is even 10% accurate.

    Then realize people take single sentences out of the Bible and have used it to persecute entire groups of human beings.

    The Jesus you know from the Bible never existed.
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  11. Scr1be

    Scr1be Well-Known Member

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    This is incredibly stupid, not to mention erroneous.

    Can people leave these tired ass religious arguments alone already? Why can't ppl just believe [or not believe] what they want without it having to descend into an argument all the time? Unless it infringes on people's basic rights as humans, who the fuck cares?
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  12. THEDONN

    THEDONN One Love

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    Lol dude said Jesus didn't exist
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  13. Wird of Pley

    Wird of Pley I Slice My Own Ham

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    Because that's not fun.
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  14. Jak D Ripherbs

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    man you RM historians are something else
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  15. Wird of Pley

    Wird of Pley I Slice My Own Ham

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    Honestly I made the thread curious if anyone has ever presented an explanation to how nearly every aspect of the story of christ is based on the hero in pagan religions that were around milleniums before christ was supposedly born.
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  16. Noodles

    Noodles The People's Champion

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    word up to Scr1be
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  17. THEDONN

    THEDONN One Love

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    Jesus was real

    He was a man

    Not a God

    His help he did is blown out of proportion by men of the bible

    Who gives a shit
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  18. Wird of Pley

    Wird of Pley I Slice My Own Ham

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    You say that like it's fact.

    You believe those things based on your own opinion. You're cherry picking the things you want to believe from the bible while admitting at the same time that a large chunk of the same book is horseshit.
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  19. THEDONN

    THEDONN One Love

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    So I guess Moses , Abraham, king Solomon never existed too huh
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    THEDONN One Love

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    Ditto
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