I dont believe when people say

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  1. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    That if I drink again I will end up back in the nursing home or dead

    Like how? I don't think anything will really happen
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  2. Shadow

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    I see a few scenarios where drinking could lead you down those paths. You are already stupid and weak when it comes to women so this is all pretty believable
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  3. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    I'm not really stupid, maybe weak for women yeah I know I am

    How would it happen though? I wouldn't and I wanna get drunk again
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  4. Shadow

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    How bout something as simple as, You get drunk, see a girl you think is cute, fall in love that very instant, go up to her, tell her how much you love her, she gets freaked out and tazes/mases you.

    Or

    The combination of alcohol and whatever anti-depressants you're on leads you down a dark path

    or

    You get drunk and have sex with a diseased girl because she winked at you. End up with AIDs.

    or

    You get drunk and try to impress some chick you love by thinking you're superman and trying to stop a car with heat vision.


    I can go on and on but you should see the common point i'm trying to make
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  5. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    @Shadow will you show your son chase's threads as a teaching tool to keep him on the right path?
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  6. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

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    couldn't hurt
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  8. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    pretty sure the threat comes from your brains lack of ability to metabolize the alcohol, If you drink youre basically playing russian roulette with your life. When your brain cant metabolize the alcohol your body slowly shuts down its functions 1 by 1 until it finally leads to death. Your liver may stop, then your spleen. And youll be sittin there and feel "uh oh somethings wrong" then your pancreas shuts down, now your bleeding puss out of your ears due to the foliagic lactic buildup from your organs shutting off, youll be dizzy, possibly hallucinating, vomiting, blind. Then your lungs go, now you cant breath, lungs paralyzed, bleeding out your ass and ears, convulsing on the floor. Dying in a pool of piss and vomit and blood. All because you thought "whats the worst that could happen?"

    but sure go ahead take the chance with your life, i hear miller lite is totes mcgotes.
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  10. Geedorah

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    You should get drunk today and prove them wrong.
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  11. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Lol I don't take any anti depressants but St Bustalots post scared me straight

    Sucks for me cuz I love drinking
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  12. Geedorah

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    DOnt listen to them, get drunk, enjoy your life.
    Die young, be a pretty corpse.
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  13. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    Questions.

    Are you on any medications at all? Up to and including over the counter chems such as Tylenol or ibuprofen.

    Do you have any family history of addiction or have you yourself been known to have an addictive personality?

    Do you black out when you drink?

    When you wake up from drinking, do you later find out you did or said things you don't remember doing?

    How would you describe your relationship with your parents?

    Do you consume other chems up to and including cigarettes, marijuana, amphetamines or opiates?

    Do you find yourself gambling even when you have nothing to gamble with?

    Do you have on record any drug or alcohol related criminal offenses?
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  14. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Too many questions yo


    I do take anti seizure medication 3 times a day

    I do black out when I drink

    I do have a history of drug addiction
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  15. Twamp

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    Alice is a fuckin quack. Bitch lives off Google, smh.
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  16. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    She's a fuckin weirdo

    I don't like her very much
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  17. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    anybody who has to put this much thought into drinking is an alcoholic
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  18. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    Well, I think that might be what people are referring to. Contrary to popular belief, overcoming addiction isn't about willpower. It's about treatment. Alcoholism, and addiction, are a disease, so they need treated as such.

    An addiction specialist therapist in your neighborhood would be a great place to start. Second to that would an alcoholics anonymous group. I'm not terrible as big of a fan as that than I am to the first option, but it is an option. If you can get a prescription, Naltrexone works wonders. But you'll want to speak to your physician first before taking any medication.

    Alcohol ruins lives. Some people can drink it no problem. But some people can't ever not drink it. It's an addiction, it's a disease, and it will kill if left untreated.
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  19. Twamp

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    ^^Jesus Christ, shut the monkey fuck up.
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  20. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    I do think I am a alcohlic although I don't even drink everyday, just the weekends

    Although there was a summer when I was younger were I got drunk everyday

    Shit is fun
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