I did something so stupid on Christmas

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  1. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Okay

    I actually got a womans number today, a beautiful woman in the building. She's 42 but looks real good and I was just with a 42 year old woman the other night. Nobody can stop me
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  2. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Son I've seen all of them and slept with some of them so stfu
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  3. Vulgar

    Vulgar 80s baby

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    My bad killa. It's your world.

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  4. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Haha all good
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  5. Geedorah

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    YOu like them older?
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  6. P. Chase

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    Yeah I really like older women alot of times they say I'm too young for them but hopefully this woman will spend the night at my apartment tonight and I'll get laid again :p
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  7. doslavozes

    doslavozes Neg This Post If You're Gay

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    I respect your hustle Chase. God speed centipede.
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  8. Twamp

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    P Chase really does need his own sub-forum :funny:
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  9. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    not me


    In regards to doing something stupid
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  10. Geedorah

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    :shaqsalute:
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  11. double ML

    double ML plekz = wannabe thought police

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    papercuts could easily say he did something so stupid on the remaining 364 days of the year as well
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  12. Geedorah

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    :math:
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  13. GaLaTeA

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    Ever send out a massive "I know your secret" text? :alliknowisthat:
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  14. Geedorah

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    Ever answered your phone:Hello, this is Ministry of Agriculture. :dizlulz:
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  15. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    I didn't get laid last night I totally failed

    I will make a thread about it
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  16. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    you should film this shit and post it.

    would be better, were bored with just reading about these disasters, we wanna see!
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  17. GaLaTeA

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    Can't say that I have, :funny:, normally I'd give them the "House of experiments, how may I help you" or "Inge from Sweeeden" routines..
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  18. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    Lol, sort of off topic but one night last month I got a text from a random number saying "I'm coming to get you". I was already asleep for an hour before I woke up and saw it so I was a lil tripped out, but the more it went on the more I realized it was a prank. Turns out my friend got an app to change her number.

    Funniest part was she thought she had picked a Hawaii area code, when she actually picked a napa one, which is like 90 mins from me.
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  19. doslavozes

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    I prefer the "I haven't been entirely honest with you" text followed by shutting off your phone for 24 hours.
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  20. Geedorah

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    Try this, its more believable, should hear their reaction.
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