I did something so stupid on Christmas

Discussion in 'The Alley' started by P. Chase, Dec 27, 2013.

  1. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Are you fucking retarded

    I have an AT&T Samsung phone it's like outdated you idiot. My ex bought it for me 2 years ago when I first went to the nursing home cuz my previous cell got destroyed when I got hit by a car

    Everyone here thinks everyone is a troll or some shit like fuck off already
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  2. lolagainrm

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    this fucker has a 1000 cry-me a river stories
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  3. DaAlmightyDolla

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    you mean all his posts right?....

    next thing you know hes gonna learn how to send dick picks and forward it to his relatives.
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  4. Smouble ML

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  5. Smouble ML

    Smouble ML 90% In NFL Playoff Predictions

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    But this dude is desperate for female companionship, wether he procured vagina recently or not. Plus he doesnt even realise it.
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  6. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Lol@p. Chase just @ me when you create new threads brah
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  7. Smouble ML

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    Jook can u imagine if u took him to.a club with u? :funny:
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  8. Smouble ML

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    "Went to the doctor to get a physical, whatever that is, and the nurse touched my d1ck. What should I do?"

    "I wana go back and give her my number and take her to one of my favorite blocks but my aid is hating and wont let me. I want a new aid".
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  9. DaAlmightyDolla

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    jook take p. chase to the welfare line and tape it...... or better yet to rickers and have him hit on the visiting baby mommas
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  10. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    Could have stopped there.
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  11. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    Don't sweat it, P, you'll have a dozen more to replace them in no time.

    Learning curve ;)
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  12. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Hahaha @ smooth and @ dolla

    P chase is getting it.

    Shit 12 women is a larger team than I have :eek:
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    double ML plekz = wannabe thought police

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    :arsyeah:
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    You fucked up.
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  16. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Haha word you're the shit :)
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  17. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    And for your info I'm not gonna have this faggot male aid cuz I'm gonna find a part time job and get into a training program so good riddance to him. I just want a girl is that so bad? I'm not happy fucking all these random easy women that I have been lately.
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  18. Vulgar

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    If I send a mass txt you can't see who else I sent it too. You must got an old ass phone.

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  19. Vulgar

    Vulgar 80s baby

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    Yeah but like 10 of those he doesn't even know what they look like.

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  20. MissBreezy

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    The random women, and need to catch up on the sex and female companionship you've been missing out on (and clearly craving, lol) is what that woman meant by 'sewing your wild oats'.

    Think of it like a teenage boy losing his virginity, and for a while (30 years in some cases, lol) fucking everything in sight due to his love of this new found activity.

    You're filling a void right now, making up for lost time, but you'll soon settle into a more comfortable place with yourself and only then will you find it easier to take the time to meet someone more meaningful.

    You'll be aigh, P, just be kind and patient with yourself.
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