"Yo, I was cosigned by a guy who ate at Coldstone's next to Taylor Swift." "Dog, gtfo. I was cosigned by the dude who sold Busta Rhymes his cell phone." "I heard that dude makes six figures at a lucrative job." "Yeah, and he got a Soundclick." "NO MOTHERFUCKING WAY. GET THAT MAN A DEAL." "Can't. He turns them down left and right as of five years ago."