"I battled him in Cally his own boys was like that dudes hella tight"

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  1. KeytotheNote

    KeytotheNote Gift Of The Gab

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    lmao this thread is great... poor kid got clowned for wanting to see a battle we should all be ashamed of ourselves... but on that chuck norris comparison i swear give it another year of thesaurus murdereing peeps and we'll start seeing

    When Children Go To Bed They Wear Superman Pyjama's but When Superman go's To Bed He Wears THESAURUS Pyjama's

    type shit happening
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  2. g-munz

    g-munz -MASS-

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    haha chuck norris shit

    THESAURUS doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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  3. FarooqHakim

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    There will be shirts will multis and things that say

    When TheSaurus misses his mother he never writes.......he freestyles

    Or TheSaurus says "Eat your vegetables and be respecable, or TheSaurus will beat your tesicles"

    or "always wash your face with lots of mace"
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  4. g-munz

    g-munz -MASS-

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    when thesaurus says all i know is that........a kitten dies
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  5. realtalk101

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    lmao.there are many different urban legends.

    one rapper claims thesaurus "got hit with a spiked bat and didnt fight back"

    thats one of my favorite thesaurus disses
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  6. KeytotheNote

    KeytotheNote Gift Of The Gab

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    fuck what's happened here??

    Thesaurus dosen't think of multi's... he says words and they make themselves rhyme
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  7. FarooqHakim

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    Rheteric "How many kittens must die before there is a genocide of cats"
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  8. g-munz

    g-munz -MASS-

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    thesaurus wrote then rhyme dictionary
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  9. FarooqHakim

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    PSA......courtesy of TheSaurus

    "Hello children and Fellow citizens,
    I got a hella sentimenal message to tell you innocents.
    All I know is that STD's and AIDS are nothing to laugh at
    Just remember when your fucking you wrap that
    If the condom falls off you might as well chop your balls off
    If you think your problems are solved, not at all dog."

    something like that haha
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  10. realtalk101

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    lmfao!
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  11. realtalk101

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    thesaurus' response

    are u mockin or DISRESPECTIN ME? bitch i'll spit a flow give you a HYSTERECTIMY! i never MISS PROJECTORY. in DIFFERENT SECTIONS THEE , bullets will RIP YOUR NECK AND SPLEEN.


    i dont this KID SHOULD MESS WITH ME. my DICKS THE RECIPE for your BITCH'S ECSTACY
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  12. FarooqHakim

    FarooqHakim Dot Dorbal

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    I wonder if TheSaurus finds shit like this mildly amusing, or highly irritating? haha
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  13. realtalk101

    realtalk101 Patriots>>>

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    i doubt he cares
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  14. Perspectives

    Perspectives PERSPECTIVEZ

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    I would bask in my own glory allllll day long
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  15. Pavan

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    What about TheSaurus and all his problems with bees?
    I mean, was he in a quarantine with a beehive of bees or went bobbing for beehives on beef fryer? I hope is not the second one, cause that would be absolutely stupid.
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  16. KeytotheNote

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    it went from replacing chuck norris with thesaurus to re-dissing him again lol... dude's gonna think we all schitzophrenic...

    best thesaurus face joke though go's to Madness for the if you look hard enough you can see elmer fudd hunting rabbits... that shit had me fucking rolling
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  17. realtalk101

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    besides the "hit with a spiked bat and didnt fight back"

    i also think all 3 of illmacs punches on him at spin the mic were amazing.the best face joke is so hard to say.
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  18. FarooqHakim

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    I think Parable had the best one. Stick to playing your cards, I can't tell if your face is a constellation of stars or a crater from mars.
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  19. ReverseOsmosis

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    and its true that thesaurus scored 4 touchdowns in 1 game back at polk high
    and he really is a goomba
    he let dumbfoundead borrow his stunna shades once,but he had to wipe them off cause they were humice glazed.
    he also gives tours at the monterey bay aquarium

    and its true that the blowedians are starting to get tired of dumbfoundead rollin up to each show in floaties and a speedo
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  20. Murkfest

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    yeah they were complaining to me about this the other day actually
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