"I battled him in Cally his own boys was like that dudes hella tight"

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  1. othello

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    thats a great point bro. yo, since we're on the topic the saurus, in a 2006 battle vs. deuce leader at scribble in cincinatty deuce said "i play poker with your mom and i go all in." is that true? if so, are there any pictures? thanks in advance.

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  2. FarooqHakim

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    Not to mention NoCanDo scissor kicked Iron Solomon's sister's lips. And at one point or another MC Justice was the reason for Thesaurus' mother's period.

    And Swann fucked a lot of people's moms.



    All true statements. Scribble Jam was kind of like confession for MC's.
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  3. ReverseOsmosis

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    i believe road block admitted that semen was pumped out of his stomach.
    and jack ******* admitted he would suck mac lethals dick.
    Zeale also admitted he knew what butt crack mixed with citronella smelled like haha
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  4. judaman

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    is the iron/zm and iron/lock battles ever going to get released or what? and... what up pete, long time, ill be rolling out to "cali" in june.
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  5. othello

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    hahahahahaha
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  6. FarooqHakim

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    That's okay cause in 2002 Mac Lethal tried to suck dick and put it in the wrong hole.
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  7. Chamberfool

    Chamberfool HAhahAHahaHAhahaHhaha

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    thats the weirdest career combination ive heard in a hot minute.

    awesome yes.... strange, yes
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  8. realtalk101

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    xt's from sacramento so dlor got it rite when fisted his dike, her clit got like the christmans lights at citrus heights
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  9. realtalk101

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    tanrum also cried like a bitch when lex luger beat yokozuna
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  10. TheOmega

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    He's alos a pink belt in martial arts
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  11. Murkfest

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    i'm also willing to bet that diet coke would indeed come out of reverse live's neck if illusion z were to slice his throat
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  12. ReverseOsmosis

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    and its true that illusion z eats his tacos with green sauce
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  13. ReverseOsmosis

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    also dizaster thinks hes swimming up in large bread cause he put spinners on his car bed
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  14. ReverseOsmosis

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    and thesaurus forgot to mention his 3rd job which is laying down while the hipsters use his face for beer pong
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  15. FarooqHakim

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    Ah, that reminds me of a road trip story. I saw Parable driving a taco van, and he told a few police officers he was the Macho Man. It was quite ironic because at the time, Mad Illz was simultaneously snappin into a Slim Jim


    On another note, Bo-Rat has a shirt...and too he has shorts on
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  16. Freemason

    Freemason New Member

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    im the king of this rap shit i put myself in charge
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  17. realtalk101

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    speakin of peter peter emcee eater

    thesaurus had it cool where he grew up, he was the man with the fiends until his meth lab blew up..he started wearin white sheets like the ku klux, to cover his burnt face....and huge cuts.he took it off, he saw his shit was all screwed up..nigga now his cheeks lookin like cube nuts
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  18. FarooqHakim

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    Is that right? See I always heard that he stuck his face out of his car in vigorous weather.
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  19. realtalk101

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    what assholes we are.this was an innocent question and we clowned on him
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  20. FarooqHakim

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    I'm sure he's still really sensitive about each punchlines directed towards him during his career. Rumor has it after Aspire compared him to a vampire from Tran-sil-vain-ee-aa, TheSaurus got so upset that he murdered him with the Alucard sword afterwards.

    (These are kinda turning into Chuck Norris type jokes haha)
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