Hwang Jang-Lee > Bruce Lee

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  1. Brahman

    Brahman Mel Van Peebles

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    i see all these people arguing about who would win in a fight between bruce lee and fedor...

    who gives a damn?

    hwang jang-lee would destroy both of them

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    the reason why this korean madman didn't become famous and have his off-screen fighting exploits publicized is because he didn't have the acting range or good looks that allowed bruce lee to become such a huge international sensation. if he had those working to his advantage, more books about him would have been written and more would know about how he killed a man with a single kick to the head in the field of combat while training the korean army, kicked a tooth out of jackie chan's mouth while filming "snake in the eagle's shadow", and singlehandedly mowed down several korean gang members who tried to jump him with his viscious leg attacks and supreme mastery of eagle's claw kung fu.

    greatest kicker in mankind's history.
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  2. Pyro Tecknik

    Pyro Tecknik Harbinger of DOOM

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    yes, but to say that he would destroy bruce lee is down right blasphemous!
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  3. Brahman

    Brahman Mel Van Peebles

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    to say that the great hwang jang-lee would do anything less than destroy any human being, from distant past or however far into the future civilization sustains itself, who challenged him is downright blasphemous

    he possessed a timeless unfuckwithableness
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  4. Shy

    Shy a.k.a. Klear Eyed

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    lol @ using the look as an excuse when he looks like he could be bruce's cousin with a mustache.

    ...and you've seen this guy in action where?
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  5. the Prince

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    brahman knows his stuff
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  6. Brahman

    Brahman Mel Van Peebles

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    wtf?

    a lot of asian men with mustaches in kung fu films look like they could be "bruce lee's cousin", a very vague label as it is... that doesn't mean they have all have the look to become a sex symbol for chinese women vaunting them even further in popularity.

    can you make any less sense than you just made there???

    dude looks nothing like bruce lee, anyway
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  7. Brahman

    Brahman Mel Van Peebles

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    hahahaha @ "bruce lee's cousin"

    still can't get over that nonsense

    any random black man can pass for "denzel washington's cousin". why? because you don't have to resemble someone strongly to be their cousin. does that necessarily mean every black man has what it takes to become a hit among black women?

    omg, i'm in tears at dok's consistent stupidity!

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  9. Shy

    Shy a.k.a. Klear Eyed

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    bruce lee was a sex symbol?

    Maybe a personal of yours...
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    ..Parallel.. New Member

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    yeh i seen this guy in action, he's an absolute fuckin menace
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  11. Brahman

    Brahman Mel Van Peebles

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    seriously, do you pretend to be this ignorant or is it natural?

    yes, he was/is a sex symbol. asian women were/still are nuts about bruce lee (that's a HUGE continent), and many women of other races admire his physique and presence. it was a huge factor in his growing popularity.

    (2) men like action films and would identify with a star like bruce lee
    (2) women don't typically like action films, but they'll be willing to watch them if (a) their boyfriend wants to see it or (b) there's a guy they think looks good in it

    put 2 and 2 together
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  12. Brahman

    Brahman Mel Van Peebles

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    she's not the only female that feels that way either

    wow, open your eyes, dok, and stop worrying about trying to find the next "gay" jab you can try to throw at me
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  13. Shy

    Shy a.k.a. Klear Eyed

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    You realize there are 2 T's in that comment right?

    CUTTEST.

    Not CUTEST....

    I don't hate faggots in general, but i do dislike you.
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  14. Brahman

    Brahman Mel Van Peebles

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    cuttest = cutest

    a trend of girls spelling "cutie" with two t's actually exists
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  15. Shy

    Shy a.k.a. Klear Eyed

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    Dude.... she was talking about THIS:
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    the cuttest asian dude ever.
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  16. Brahman

    Brahman Mel Van Peebles

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    well, she could have, but what i told you is still a fact and you've still no knowledge about bruce's place in the world of film

    bruce was a huge sex symbol in asia, and many women of other races hold him in high regard over other asian males for two reasons... (1) he doesn't have the traditional "fresh off the boat" look and (2) his physique, brute, and virility

    stop trying to go on a stupid tangent and avoid having your ignorance exploited
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  17. Shy

    Shy a.k.a. Klear Eyed

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    oh you're right, he looks soooo different in the face. Not like most asians.... hmm...

    only someone with a crush.

    it's alright you're gay homie. you were born that way....
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  18. UnbrokeN

    UnbrokeN Well-Known Member

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    let me clear this up..its not gay to say when a dude is good looking, and bruce was definately a handsome man...it comes from his part german heritage that his face didnt look as asian as 'pure asian men'
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  19. Brahman

    Brahman Mel Van Peebles

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    hahaha @ bruce lee looks "like most asians"

    not only dumb but blind as well

    rippy, out of the billion people in china, bruce lee definitely stands out as "different"... and, uniqueness usually attracts attention. his lips are thicker than and his eyes aren't near as thin as the average chinese person's.

    *shakes head*

    good lord, son! you're are just...
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  20. Brahman

    Brahman Mel Van Peebles

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    exactly

    and, i didn't even say bruce lee was good-looking... only that most asian women fancied/still fancy him and that his features are different than most asians

    yep, gotta be gay to say those things...
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