How's the Convo between u and your dealer?

Discussion in '420Lounge' started by A-Doff Spitler, Feb 19, 2005.

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  1. Persperatin Dan

    Persperatin Dan New Member

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    ME: HELLO [INSERT FIRST & LAST NAME] WHO LIVES AT [INSERT ADDRESS] DO YOU HAVE THAT MARIJUANA THAT YOU CAN GIVE ME FOR MONEYS?
    DEALER: WHY YES, YES I DO
    ME: ALRIGHT THEN. PLEASE MEET ME AT MY HOUSE WHICH IS LOCATED AT [INSERT MY ADDRESS]
    DEALER: CERTAINLY.

    thats it dawg
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  2. Pent uP

    Pent uP I'd Like to Fight Ten Men

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    ^^^^LMFAO

    Me: Yo, Whats Good
    Dealer: Not Much, Whassup?
    Me: You Busy
    Dealer: What You Need
    Me: [Amount]
    Dealer: Alright, meet at [spot] in 15
    Me:Late
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  3. Funasty

    Funasty New Member

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    ^Now thats the truth.. LMAO
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  4. Nebz

    Nebz R.I.P. Point Game

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    =)....Very true..
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  5. Hardkore

    Hardkore Blunts@TheBeach

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    *dies laughing*
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  6. Asher Nashah

    Asher Nashah New Member

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    this was funny as hell!!!^

    I dunno,my bestfriends boyfriend sells me shit.And I normally dont fuck with it,my boyfriend does.I just smoke it ...but normally "some" or "any" is it..."Hey man you got any?Mind if I come by and grab some?"....pZ!
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  7. pickpocketz

    pickpocketz New Member

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    a yo k.s. the kid who wrote this shit:

    me: wsup scrap?
    dealer: chillin.. nuttin much
    me: let me buy like a dub yo
    dealer: not now my parents home
    me: fuck ya parents
    dealer: nigga fuck you
    me: no nigga FUCK YOU
    dealer: you want some or what?
    me: yeah.. wsup
    dealer: well too bad
    me: i'll tell the cops on you man
    dealer : ok fine.. come by
    *click*


    you need to check yourself kid....thats some bogus off the wall ignorant type of stuff....you are seriously ruining peoples highs with these jerky boy status post
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  8. PLogiKal

    PLogiKal Hasblah Bin Laden

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    Dealer: Yo
    Me: What's good homie?
    Dealer: Chillin chillin, what's good wit you?
    Me: Nothin, are you chillin man? (this means do you got that dro)
    Dealer: Yeah, how long do you want to hang out for? (this means how much do you want)
    Me: 20 minutes (this is just an example, 20 minutes is a dub, 10 mins a dime, etc., but i don't fuck wit small shit like that tho)
    Dealer: Yeah no doubt meet me at "the spot" in "however long"
    Me: Aight one
    Dealer: Peace

    *sigh*

    tha dude that made this thread is prolly a undercover narc tryna figure out tha new slang
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  9. junio sixnine

    junio sixnine hasta la victoria siempre

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  10. Nebz

    Nebz R.I.P. Point Game

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    [look]

    not funny
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  11. Draft Pick

    Draft Pick Rookie of the Year LP

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    usually on Direct Connect so...

    me: wuts up?
    dealer: chilllin, wuttu up 2?
    me: chillin wit my boyz, yo can u talk?
    dealer: yea, wuts good?
    me: got any shit?
    dealer: ya ill be at ur crib in 10min

    my dealer is a kid i grew up wit so shit is pretty basic..
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  12. Soulidified MC

    Soulidified MC New Member

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    ME: Ay B loco Gangta yayo - u got da fizzle dizzle
    dealer: OH HELL MOTHER FUCKIN YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS mmmmm hmmm hmmmmm
    ME: When can i get the parafanilia off of you?
    dealer: I have the marijuana in my car, ((yells to his boy))"HEY NILLA BILLA BRB GETTIN MY MARIJUANA SO I CAN SELL FOR PROFIT"
    Me:I Cum
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  13. -Mac-

    -Mac- Registered ABUSER

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    Usually just call him up & see if he is gonna be around & then just roll up there.
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  14. Graphx

    Graphx Word? Word!

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    Me: Yoo
    Dealer: Wut up kid, i aint talked to u in a couple hours
    Me: Yeah i had to pawn some shit, you got that rock still?
    Dealer: Yeah come thru
    Me: Im out front
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  15. GuYaNeSe_KiNg

    GuYaNeSe_KiNg New Member

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    Me: Yo you live?
    Dealer: Yeah how much you need
    Me: [insert amount here]
    Dealer: Aight go up stairs in my room and get your shit. Leave the money on my drawer.
    Me: Aiight. Peace.
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  16. The_MRB

    The_MRB infiltrate your border

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    since i dont have a regular dealer as such......

    random stoners: wanna buy some weed?
    me:Lets see....woah, nice! how much
    random stoners: £10 and illl bag it nall
    my friend: wot do u reckon?
    me: yeh ill go with ya for tenners... ill pay u back next week...
    my friend: alright, yeh we'll have it
    random stoners: its fuckin mental shit this, u gonna get stoned as fuck
    Me 2 my friend: we got weeeeeeeeeeeeed!
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  17. Ben Official

    Ben Official Active Member

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    my guys one of my closest friends so we just ask to chill when we want to talk, i hate dealing with big shit over the phone.
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