How's the Convo between u and your dealer?

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  1. A-Doff Spitler

    A-Doff Spitler Nick My Lutz

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    How does the convo go between you and your drug dealer whenever you need a bag? It usually goes like this with me...


    Dealer: Yo!
    Me: You straight?
    Dealer: How much?
    Me: half.
    Dealer: I'm Straight.
    Me: Coming thru in a min.

    That's usually a 10 to 15 sec convo.
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  2. Yo Mamas Pimp

    Yo Mamas Pimp Hard Out Here For A Pimp

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    Me: What's up baby gangster

    Dealer: Ain't shit.. sup with u

    Me: Chillin, chillin.. so how's shit...

    Dealer: [insert ramblin shit, not at all related with my business]

    then in the last few seconds of the convo...

    Me: Yeah, so if I come by in a few, is that good?

    Dealer: Aight, no doubt.

    and it ends
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  3. THRiLLaH

    THRiLLaH Snap, Crackle, Pop.

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    me: sup man

    dealer: sup big dawg

    me: you good?

    dealer: yeah man

    me: you got?

    dealer: of course

    me: nice
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  4. Lord of Emo.

    Lord of Emo. all hail.

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    me: hey, what's up?

    dealer: not much..

    me: can you help me with a half or something?

    dealer: haha, just stop on by

    me: AIGHT PZ.
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  5. SPoKeN PHiLoSoPHy

    SPoKeN PHiLoSoPHy crazy ill, mad rowdy

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    me: bud?
    him: yup.
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  6. Nebz

    Nebz R.I.P. Point Game

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    weed Head: Can i get a qtr?
    Me: Yeah...where ya at?
    Weed Head: Aight can u front me until tomorrow?
    Me: *Click*
    Weed head: Hello? [insert dial tone here]
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  7. Madpoet

    Madpoet why is this so short....

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    Dealer: Yo whats good
    Me: Not much man whats good with you
    Me: You Holdin?
    Dealer: You know this..
    Me: Good shit.. The same you brought last time?
    Dealer: Yup yup
    Me: Ill take a QP, that shit was ill..
    Dealer: Ill swing through in 20
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  8. Madpoet

    Madpoet why is this so short....

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    LMAO...
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  9. Dunpeal

    Dunpeal Graying men, mmm

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    -DIES-

    LMFAO!!!! aaahahahaha
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  10. *NativeTongue*

    *NativeTongue* New Member

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    me: u got some shit?
    him: yea

    all business.
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  11. Dunpeal

    Dunpeal Graying men, mmm

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    Me - Waddup?
    Dealer - Chillin son, chillin
    Me - Yo, you feel good today?
    Dealer - Oh mos def son, come on by.

    Or if he's on the road, and I have to call his cell.

    Me - Waddup?
    Dealer - Chillin son, chillin
    Me - Yo, you feel good today?
    Dealer - Yeh, but I'm in the ride right now.
    Me - Well let's chill for a minute.
    Dealer - No doubt, where you wanna meet me?
    Me - (says meeting place) I be there waiting, peace.
    Dealer - Peace.
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  12. Blackanese

    Blackanese BlackaneseCantRap.com

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    lol every one having creative ways in saying weed but not really sayin it
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  13. varun2121

    varun2121 Boryokudan

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    Me: Yo pass the bag son
    Dealer/ Friend: Here you go. Want me to roll up one as well.
    Me: Yea go for it
    Dealer: Ok here you go. Pay me for this sometime
    Me: Oh shut the fuck up
    Dealer: No seriously im low on cash
    Me: If I buy you a beer then will you shut up

    Silence

    Dealer: Oh fuck it. Go for it

    The End
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  14. nice n simple

    nice n simple Is Stimpy On Crack ?

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    Me: yo
    Dealer: whats good
    Me: this is fellow, u got that?
    Dealer: yeah, why whassup?
    Me: come thru... you already know..
    Dealer: aight 1


    ^ thats how mines go..
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  15. -Paper Chase-

    -Paper Chase- alwaysgotberrybluetoblow

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    me: what up yo
    dealer: not much man whats goin on wit you
    me: i'm just chillin..let me talk for a sec ?
    dealer:yeah what up
    me:zip
    dealer:yeah you wanna meet at the same spot
    me:no doubt..i'll be there in five..

    outtie..
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  16. eNiGma

    eNiGma boogie down..

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    me: you got that?
    dealer: yomp (his accent lol)
    me: bought to be there..

    that simple..
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  17. -Paper Chase-

    -Paper Chase- alwaysgotberrybluetoblow

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    yomp ? ahahaa wtf
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  18. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    my dealer is a good friend so i usually have a good convo with him over some hoots....


    but ive had dealers where the relationship is strictly business
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  19. k.s.

    k.s. .

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    me: wsup scrap?
    dealer: chillin.. nuttin much
    me: let me buy like a dub yo
    dealer: not now my parents home
    me: fuck ya parents
    dealer: nigga fuck you
    me: no nigga FUCK YOU
    dealer: you want some or what?
    me: yeah.. wsup
    dealer: well too bad
    me: i'll tell the cops on you man
    dealer : ok fine.. come by
    *click*
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  20. Alphy Rod

    Alphy Rod New Member

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    Me: S' the deal ?
    Dealer: nothin...
    Me: Can u serve me up a quarter?
    Deal: ya meet me at mcdonalds in 10 minutes..
    Me: be easy ...

    Click
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