how would you feel if somebody fed you lab grown meat without your knowing?

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  1. Twamp

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    http://finance.yahoo.com/news/unknown-diner-taste-worlds-first-193000215.html




    and holy fuck at "$384,000 to produce one hamburger"
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  2. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    id be annoyed at all these assholes watching me eat a fuckin burger.
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  3. Twamp

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    right? they should do this same thing but feed somebody a poop burger instead. (real thing)
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  4. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    yeah man feed them those japanese poop steaks!

    if that happened to me on some sort of gags tv comedy show id be the reason it got taken off air

    The room would be covered in blood, teeth, vomit, and hair and the SWAT team would have to ride in on a pontoon skiff.
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  5. JASON ANTHONY

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    everything we eat is already fucked with

    imo it's all the same

    organic, bruh
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  6. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    id rather eat GMO veggies than shit tho.

    thats just me tho
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    :chefwat:
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  8. Superman70

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    the dollar menu is an even better deal than i thought.
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  9. Twamp

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    lol


    "excuse me sir, where is your thousand dollar burger menu?"


    :funny:
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    I'm sitting here with a bowl of Ramen Noodles as I get ready to pay my Grad School tuition bill. At this point I don't give a damn what my food is or where it comes from, as long as it tastes good. And not much doesn't taste good if you add enough ranch dressing or hot sauce.
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  11. Sir Bustalot

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    i cant imagine ranch or hot sauce being good in ramen noodles

    and i still feel sorry for you americans because you dont get ICHIBAN... its like ramen noodles but not so cheap tasting or nearly as shit tasting.
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  12. doslavozes

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    We don't? I'm pretty sure I've seen Ichiban around.

    And depends on the hot sauce. A thai chili sauce (Sri Racha) works wonders.
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  13. Twamp

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    yeah, we got Ichiban.

    i usually get rid of the Ramen water and add soy sauce.
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    I'm usually a bunch of Natty Ice down before I even think of opening a package of Ramen but I need to go grocery shopping.
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  15. Sir Bustalot

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    oh shit you nigels have ICHIBAN and still go for ramen? thats fucked up

    ramen is next to mr noodles on quality, Ichiban is a step up. A big step up.

    and yes sri racha (cock sauce translated) is fucking delicious
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  17. Sir Bustalot

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    i know its all ramen noodles, but you guys have a brand called ramen and ive never seen it here or heard someone call it that in canada.... SO when i hear merikkkans talking about ramen i assume they mean the brand ramen.

    i had it when i was in texas and it was garbaggio, but if thats all i had id choke it down with some water or somethin
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  18. doslavozes

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    I think the brand is called "Top Ramen"
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  19. Sir Bustalot

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    should be called top crap lol

    just playin

    ichiban tastes quite a bit different and not as cheap you should check it out. I dont think they have the variety of flavors as Top Ramen but still it has the go-to's like shrimp, beef, chicken
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  20. doslavozes

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    They are all just different colors/flavors of salt in my opinion. :)
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