baby wipes are the greatest things. i never am without them at home, and wipe until it hurts if it's necessary anywhere else. never have had a skidmark since i probably was a kid shitting my pants. actually, one time in 2002 i was holding in a bubbleguts shit and on my way sprinting to the bathroom i sneezed and that was that, but never since then! if someone has skidmarks, no girl is hangin around. and wtf @ washclothin your ass before you go out? you bring a girl back and she happens to see a shitty washcloth, what do you think she's gonna do?