How to keep shit stains outta your boxers

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  1. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    baby wipes are the greatest things. i never am without them at home, and wipe until it hurts if it's necessary anywhere else.

    never have had a skidmark since i probably was a kid shitting my pants.

    actually, one time in 2002 i was holding in a bubbleguts shit and on my way sprinting to the bathroom i sneezed and that was that, but never since then!

    if someone has skidmarks, no girl is hangin around. and wtf @ washclothin your ass before you go out? you bring a girl back and she happens to see a shitty washcloth, what do you think she's gonna do?
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  2. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    ps, aquafina got some big ol titties.
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    GaLaTeA GymArt

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  4. Namor

    Namor Prodigal Sun-god

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    this thread leaned my ass
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    Namor Prodigal Sun-god

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    next thread "how to wash the piss stains out of your drawers and bed sheets"
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  8. GaLaTeA

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    Please, don't encourage op, there's a chance that might actually get posted. :scared:
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  9. Alias3000

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    If you ride around with wet wipes in your ride just to wipe your ass, you're no different than a bitch who stocks tampons in her glovebox.

    the key is to wash your ass good prior to leaving the house and try not to eat anything with milk in it. since milk is a natural laxative, it'll make your ass leak, thus shit stains will grow..lol
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    i call tampoons thompsons
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