How to keep shit stains outta your boxers

Discussion in 'Man Enough' started by Alias3000, Aug 31, 2011.

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  1. DemiGod

    DemiGod Peef Rimgar

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    loooool Alias is a joke
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  2. BPtheDon

    BPtheDon Yeeeeeeuh

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    ^ with shit stains
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  3. liquid`acid

    liquid`acid gods busy can I help you?

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    im pretty sure what your describing is called "shitting your pants"
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  4. breathlesss

    breathlesss Registered Sex Offender

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    this is a shart, sharts have been around since before sliced bread, before cut cheese, sometimes, sharts happen, but, it is usually due to bad eating habits

    i have a shart or two a year, it happens to the best of us..mind you, not like, a full on shart, with 100% fecal exposure...but, just some occasional cresters, crowning achievements if you will, when the turtle head is sucked back in, and it's a hard enough turd to not leave a residue...sometimes, these nice hard poops result in the miracle of a wipeless dump...

    anyway, to transfer the poke-out's leavings to the boxers, that comes from being a notorious ass itcher
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  5. Superman70

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    funny thread bro
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  6. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    i wanted to make a thread about this, but i might aswell just ask it in here.

    have you guys ever tried different angles to wiping?

    go from the front, you get alot more leverage.

    but beware, your balls won't like it.

    use water you fucking swine.

    :numaan:
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  7. Superman70

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    hahahahaha
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  8. Aquafinafloe

    Aquafinafloe dnt ever knock the hustle

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    well my baby dad i dont know if yall think this is gay or not...and trust he is no where near gay but he is a very very very big clean freak i mean this man can not wash his ass for a week and still smell like roses...anyhow he takes like a wad of tissue and like shapes it flat and long and sticks it between his butt crack and just keeps it there lol in know its weird but he dont want shyt stains either!
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  9. Sin-Razone

    Sin-Razone UnR3450n

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    wtf.....
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  10. Aquafinafloe

    Aquafinafloe dnt ever knock the hustle

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    that is the same thing that i said when i first found out lol i know its hella weird
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  11. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    wait...

    dude walks around with a wad of TP tucked in his ass crack?

    does he shower after he farts?
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  12. Aquafinafloe

    Aquafinafloe dnt ever knock the hustle

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    lmaoooooo he is just a clean freak!!! i thought it was weird to but then just shruged it off...it really helps though :)
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  13. Gwame

    Gwame no luckycharms in ireland

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    only if he previously had shit-stain issues... in which case, he durrty
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  14. Noncentz

    Noncentz Sieg Heil, M'fer!

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    I reiterate...

    Fecal stains on underwear should NOT be a problem in a healthy adult (That is not suffering from stomach flu, accident, night of wicked drinking etc etc). If this becomes a constant issue it could belie other more serious problems including digestive diseases and various forms of cancer.
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  15. BiPolarr

    BiPolarr Judo Chop!!

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    Alias has aids :funny:
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  16. lyricalpriest

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    AYE LEE US HADZ AYEDZE?!?!??!? OMG! :bwahaha:
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  17. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    Can someone please make a subtitled version of this gibberish? Ty in advance.
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  18. L u c y

    L u c y (Administrator) SWERVE

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    ^ 'Alias has aids'

    gibberish is my second language :funny:
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  19. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    ...ty.
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  20. lyricalpriest

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    :smh: @ Gal 4 not speaking gibberish...
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