Discussion in 'Man Enough' started by Alias3000, Aug 31, 2011.
loooool Alias is a joke
^ with shit stains
im pretty sure what your describing is called "shitting your pants"
this is a shart, sharts have been around since before sliced bread, before cut cheese, sometimes, sharts happen, but, it is usually due to bad eating habits
i have a shart or two a year, it happens to the best of us..mind you, not like, a full on shart, with 100% fecal exposure...but, just some occasional cresters, crowning achievements if you will, when the turtle head is sucked back in, and it's a hard enough turd to not leave a residue...sometimes, these nice hard poops result in the miracle of a wipeless dump...
anyway, to transfer the poke-out's leavings to the boxers, that comes from being a notorious ass itcher
funny thread bro
i wanted to make a thread about this, but i might aswell just ask it in here.
have you guys ever tried different angles to wiping?
go from the front, you get alot more leverage.
but beware, your balls won't like it.
use water you fucking swine.
well my baby dad i dont know if yall think this is gay or not...and trust he is no where near gay but he is a very very very big clean freak i mean this man can not wash his ass for a week and still smell like roses...anyhow he takes like a wad of tissue and like shapes it flat and long and sticks it between his butt crack and just keeps it there lol in know its weird but he dont want shyt stains either!
that is the same thing that i said when i first found out lol i know its hella weird
dude walks around with a wad of TP tucked in his ass crack?
does he shower after he farts?
lmaoooooo he is just a clean freak!!! i thought it was weird to but then just shruged it off...it really helps though
only if he previously had shit-stain issues... in which case, he durrty
Fecal stains on underwear should NOT be a problem in a healthy adult (That is not suffering from stomach flu, accident, night of wicked drinking etc etc). If this becomes a constant issue it could belie other more serious problems including digestive diseases and various forms of cancer.
Alias has aids
AYE LEE US HADZ AYEDZE?!?!??!? OMG! :bwahaha:
Can someone please make a subtitled version of this gibberish? Ty in advance.
^ 'Alias has aids'
gibberish is my second language
:smh: @ Gal 4 not speaking gibberish...
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