How to keep shit stains outta your boxers

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  1. Alias3000

    Alias3000 Well-Known Member

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    Nothing worse than gettin naked with your gal and you got a ferrari skid in your shorts. these 2 steps are fool proof way to keep the shit where it belongs, in your ass and not in your boxers..lol....Now pay attention:

    1. Every guy has ammonia leaks just from moving around so much and sweating, so Always, wipe your ass with a hot soapy wet towel just before you get dressed to go out. taking a shower is better but if you're pressed for time, this works wonders and cuts down on you smelling like "ass" around your gal..lol

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    2.

    Never, I mean NEVER, force a fart when you're out with the gal..this is excess doo doo tryna get out so be careful. dip to the restroom and do a "test shit" to see if it's really doo doo or a fart. better safe than skiddy...lol



    Now go Ye' and be Skid Free....
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  2. The Caesar

    The Caesar Like the Willow

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    Just use baby wipes you dirty ass niggas.
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  3. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    shit stained boxers?

    wtf

    eat healthier and you wont be shitting so badly that it smears all over your ass and then onto your boxers
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  4. Lil B P

    Lil B P 01000010 *01110000

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    Truth

    You can tell alias dirty as fuck

    :funny:
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  5. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    ...it's 2011 and people still don't know the first thing about personal hygiene? It's not like we're living in the times where plague leaped freely across Europe...
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  6. Alias3000

    Alias3000 Well-Known Member

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    hell no! that's nasty as hell..lol
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  7. Alias3000

    Alias3000 Well-Known Member

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    lol..ass muscles loose..this is true. but some dudes need a thread like this to tell them there's a better way..lol..
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  8. Alias3000

    Alias3000 Well-Known Member

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    you would be surprised at how many cats still don't take time to check their hygiene. especially when it's time to get with girls.
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  9. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    :eww:, just eww....
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  10. Gwame

    Gwame no luckycharms in ireland

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    Wtf, does anybody actually have this problem?
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  11. LeopardSpots

    LeopardSpots New Member

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    wow lmao
    dead.
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  12. L u c y

    L u c y (Administrator) SWERVE

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    ahahahaha reminds me of that AEH thread with guys arguing about wash cloths v wet wipes
    it got a mention on that college humour.com site
    RM's moment in the spotlight & its about grown men cocking their legs to wash their booty in the sink.
    smdh

    :funny::funny::waaaaaaa: :waaaaaaa: :waaaaaaa: :funny::funny::funny:
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  13. ErikForeman

    ErikForeman Yung Fred Flint

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    Yeah wtf?
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  14. Styles Bp

    Styles Bp Doug Unfunny

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    Fuckin dead at lifting your leg and scrubbin your bootyhole at the sink where people brush their teeth

    :dead::dead:
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  15. LeopardSpots

    LeopardSpots New Member

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    why the fuck cant people keep their asses clean wtf?!
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  16. Noncentz

    Noncentz Sieg Heil, M'fer!

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    I cannot believe that I am reading this...

    I haven't had a skid mark in my underwear since I was 7 or 8 years old. (Hell, if that!)

    If you're a grown man still having problems with skid marks, you might want to go to a doctor. You may have a loose sphincter or something... seriously, that sort of thing should not be a constant problem when you're a healthy adult.
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  17. Gwame

    Gwame no luckycharms in ireland

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    ^^ that
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  18. liquid`acid

    liquid`acid gods busy can I help you?

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    alias look mad suspect right now

    wtf man? i dont even use baby wipes and i dont have this problem
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  19. Alias3000

    Alias3000 Well-Known Member

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    youz a gotdamn lie now boy..lol:funny:

    simply farting too hard and make a stain so save that shit
    Mr. Congeniality:funny:
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  20. Gwame

    Gwame no luckycharms in ireland

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    I think you're the odd one out here Alias :funny:
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