How often do you go number 2?

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  1. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    When I was at the nursing home I was only able to go once every 2 or 3 days, believe that?

    I used to clog the toilet like every day almost. And one of the janitors told me it's not healthy at all and I better get a plunger for my apartment when I go home. He said I should be able to go number 2 atleast once a day. And now that I'm home I do take a crap atleast once a day and I haven't clogged the toilet one time. What about y'all?
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  2. Geedorah

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    Number 2?
    Are we kids?
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  3. Kris Benwa

    Kris Benwa Grown Man Bars....

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    It's usually every other day but sometimes like this past week or whatever I didn't shit from last Thursday until Sunday not sure why but I also clogged the toilet. It's pretty weird I used to shit everyday sometimes more than once but it varies I guess.
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  4. Caesar

    Caesar Natural Aristocracy

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    You ever just let the log sit there for a bit with a weird sort of pride
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  5. Caesar

    Caesar Natural Aristocracy

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    It's like this combined feeling of curiosity and accomplishment.
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  6. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    before i post in here, i'd like to apologise to all the ladies.

    hahaha, since we're discussing such a shit topic, i'll add my input.

    letting it sit inside for a bit, then releasing because you have full control, feels better than sex.

    now i don't know all this jazz about the g-spot of men being up the anal hole, but some shits feel real good.

    also, i've never been able to take a number 2, without going number 1 at the same time, it always happens.

    :numaan:
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  7. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    this is amongst the gayest things i've ever posted.

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  8. Caesar

    Caesar Natural Aristocracy

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    It's almost orgasmic, isn't it?

    Straight men are scared to admit that they're basically engaging in anal masturbation when they enjoy a deuce.


    OP: i'm not as regular as i'd prefer to be. There's usually 1-2 days gaps in between. I hate those jagged shits that make me feel like i'm being ripped.

    Thinking about getting a colonic (sp).
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  9. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    i thought i was the only one, lol.

    fucking feels insane, for a split second i stop caring about everything else in the world.

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  10. Geedorah

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    No you are not the only one. :hoffagrin:
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  11. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    2-4x/daily.
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  12. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    every time i wake up
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