How not to pick up chicks via your ride..

Discussion in 'Car & Audio' started by Lia Blaze, May 14, 2004.

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  1. Lia Blaze

    Lia Blaze ALOHA!

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    Yes, these things do not impress us..So take note! WOOAH!

    1) Walmart/any mart plastic "chrome" hubcaps!

    2) "Fast and the Furious" type decals.

    3) Pulling up next to us at the stop light with a stiff arm gripping your steering wheel, trying to flex but at the same time trying not to make it so obvious. by the way, IT'S OBVIOUS!

    4) A huge exhaust canister tip that sounds like shit on a variety of cars, including the Toyota Echo (something I don't want to see ever again!) People, just because you made your car run loud in a disgusting tone, doesn't make you a racer.

    5) Obnoxiously bumping your factory sounds when stopped/parked next to us.

    There are MANY more but I don't want to make too many people sad here..
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  2. Polar

    Polar Rep Levels Are Ghey

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    You sound like you should pay more attention to the road when you're driving.
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  3. Mellow Madness

    Mellow Madness aKa sTaTiK

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    i found no humor in this
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  4. Tigre

    Tigre Ax Me About Ebonics

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    LMAO..

    How TO attract Money Hungry Hoes...

    1) Making sure you have chrome on your car, because for some reason hoes are attracted to anything that shines... EVen chrome mirrors can attract a hoes eye from far in the distance

    2) Make sure you drive anything that has BMW, Mercedes, Lexus, Cadillac or Infinity.. cause for some reason a hoes car vocabulary knows status cars. Even if you have a toyota, take off that tag, and put a LExus tag on it. You will be surprised how many hoes sweat it cause you have a Lexus badge on it. Contrary to popular believe a that flexs his arm at the light in a BMW makes him more attractive than one that flexs in a civic.

    3) Although you go in debt buying 23's for your Escalade, a hoe seems to think because you can afford that, you must be able to afford something for her worthless ass. Just go to your local mall and see the hoes that sweat a s nuts that drives anything with 22's and up.

    4) Numerous amounts of TV's, and wild out audio system that is worth more than your car makes hoes wet. For some reason watching tv is their only form of education, so make sure they don't miss thier soaps, or mtv shit.

    5) ANything fast and or has a convertible top seems to have hoes thinking I can make my other friends jealous because now they see me in a 40g+ car. Funny thing is, if a brotha has a car that is worth more that 40g's we care more about our car than her ass. Case and point let a hoe brake her ankle, and let that brotha have someone scratch the paint on his car... which do you think is priority number one?
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  5. Flow Da HoloGraff

    Flow Da HoloGraff Fuck Up!

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    they got hubcap spinners at walmart .. woooo
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  6. DYNASTY

    DYNASTY The Last Of The Best

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    lol at Tigre, word ..You can be the ugliest niqqa in thw world, but if you got a
    Escalade, Tahoe, Lexus etc on 20's & up .. YOU THE MAN!
    i aint gonna front, i got 17's on my car & a system ..but its a '01 Honda Accord
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  7. trifle

    trifle New Member

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    LMAooo at least she ain't like girls that I know who can be into that shit... lot of ricer chicks around here

    so on that note... got pics lia?
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    Janitor Guest


    haha
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  9. K-Skills

    K-Skills Mr.Skills

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    lol ha ha damn that sooo true everything .... you said .
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  10. MyKe SeaN

    MyKe SeaN Paula Deen is my hero.

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    If yo aint rideing on chrome then you aint got rims...

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  11. Tigre

    Tigre Ax Me About Ebonics

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    LMAO, OOOOOOOOOOOOOkay!
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  12. MyKe SeaN

    MyKe SeaN Paula Deen is my hero.

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    ^^yUP IF YOU aint rideing on chrome you aint got rims...i said it again...


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  13. trifle

    trifle New Member

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    chrome = balla rides only
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  14. MyKe SeaN

    MyKe SeaN Paula Deen is my hero.

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    ^^I'm not a balla but i still ride on chrome...

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  15. Tigre

    Tigre Ax Me About Ebonics

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    LMAO, and i will say it again.... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOkay!!!!
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  16. MyKe SeaN

    MyKe SeaN Paula Deen is my hero.

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    The blades stay choppin....
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  17. Kraylen

    Kraylen Killer Instinct Champion.

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    Lemme guess, you have a import coupe on chrome? or what.. am I missing something here...
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  18. MyKe SeaN

    MyKe SeaN Paula Deen is my hero.

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    ^^yUP.....i posted some pics in this forum...anything other than gunmetal or chrome woulda look stupid with my paint...


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  19. Tigre

    Tigre Ax Me About Ebonics

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    If you got a coupe, then it is all about the polished wheels. Or black opal which looks like chrome, but not heavy like chrome.
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  20. DjRemedy

    DjRemedy New Member

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    DOnt have a $300 car with a $3000 system
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