How many of y'all ever sh-tted on ya self?!?!?

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  1. D-verse

    D-verse No drama

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    Loool love Cartmen. I think I might never saw South Park in english, I'm Croatian but always watched it in German.


    As far as the OP question goes, hell I'm shittin myself right now.

    Yeah those stories spread like crazy. I know a guy who I didn't know in school, he is 3 years older, and I knwo the story about him trying to rip a loud fart at a Birthday party and shitting himself.

    Or this one guy doing a roll forward at PE class (roll forward is called?) and farting loudly, while two girls were helping him do the movement. Latter on in life he found out he doesn't tolerate milk.
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  2. D-verse

    D-verse No drama

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    Lmao
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  3. Screech

    Screech I came, I saw, I conquere

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    I've woke up to vomit and urine, never shit though, thank god. I got a weak ass stomach I wouldn't be able to deal with that.


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  4. DefKnotEmo

    DefKnotEmo G.R.G.

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  5. Mr.357

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    Been on the toilet for like an hour now shitting my brains out... I can hear my stomach conjuring up something wicked too fml.
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  6. double ML

    double ML plekz = wannabe thought police

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    you know these bitch ass muh' fuckas have:

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    @whateveraliasneezyisusingrightnow
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  7. DefKnotEmo

    DefKnotEmo G.R.G.

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    Yeah I had diarrhea yesterday at work but I was getting paid for it so I was like fuck it!

    :fffffffffffff: :drakecheese: :uzidoesit: :verbfold: :Wayneblingbling:
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  8. Mr.357

    Mr.357 Well-Known Member

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    This diarrhea aint no joke... took some imodium and it is sorta working. Feel like I drank some mexican tap water.
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  9. Drink8cokesAday

    Drink8cokesAday ALL DAY

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    Shit my pants at work bout 6 months ago. I was holding my poop cuz I didn't wanna poop at work, I sneeze, and WHIPLAM poop in my boxers. I took my boxers off, threw them into the trash, put my pants back on, brought the trash bag out to the dumpster, and went home to poop fully+shower+change
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  10. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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  11. siirenx

    siirenx -ARAVANI-

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    ...all the loose bowels in this thread.
    i expect more from you niggas.
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  12. Detroit

    Detroit The d is silent

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    I took a shit on myself like 9 years ago I had the runs and didn't get up fast enough for the bathroom while sleep

    I shit all in my boxers
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  13. DefKnotEmo

    DefKnotEmo G.R.G.

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  14. HipHopInYoHood

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    on the dorm i was sleep as fuck. woke up, and didn't feel like i had to go...but man...i had some baloney earlier and when i sat up, it just hit the bottom pit of my stomach. i couldn't run to the bathroom quick enough, so i had to just hop out my pants and squat all in one motion all over the floor. and i mean, it was ALL over the floor. shit looked like the lake blob from creepshow.
    [​IMG]

    i almost wanted to cry. luckily my roommates weren't there
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  15. Chris Texas

    Chris Texas Texas Boy

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    yall niggas need diapers
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  16. Deep Abyss

    Deep Abyss Becoming King

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    Wtfff


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  17. DefKnotEmo

    DefKnotEmo G.R.G.

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    If your shit looks like that you got colon cancer b
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  18. D-verse

    D-verse No drama

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    dudes happy to tell everyone how they shit their pants
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  19. B whun

    B whun 3 card molly wop

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    :funny:
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  20. B whun

    B whun 3 card molly wop

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    u shit on the floor? :funny:

    why didnt u just hold ur ass? or shit in the trashcan?
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