how long does it take you on the shitter???

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  1. Arkon

    Arkon ''Ozone check ya PMs''

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    another thing I hate about shitting in a public bathroom is when theres other people hearing your intestinal sounds....shit is mad embarassing, and when you come out, everyone looks at you....



    oh and also


    another disturbing thing is when you see someone getting out the crapper, after lets say...20 minutes and, they walk straight out the bathroom without washing their hands and then later on, they come up to you and give you props or whatever....shit disgusts me


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  2. Syn 6

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    lol .. holy shit at 30 to an hour ..

    i'd get bored as fuck .. i jus like to get it done and over with ..

    i never shit at school ark ..

    the worst feeling is when u have basketball practice and u have to take a shit .. all that running damnnnnn .. then u get home and its def. a clogger ..
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  3. Stash

    Stash R.I.P Point Game

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    i donno..30min....i move my ass so that the shit has a twist like an ice cream, because if i lay it vetical it will end up touching my ass...oh well
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  4. Enginear1

    Enginear1 Im Back

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    when im dropping a doolie.

    it can take anywhere from 2 min. to 15..

    and some of yall is lyin. noone takes 30 min. to an hour to drop a doolie.

    thats some bull shit. if u do. u sittin there allready done for 80% of the time.

    and why the fuck is there a thread about how long u take in the shit palace.

    wait why am i responding to this thread.. god dammit.. www.poopsex.com
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  5. SC88

    SC88 aka Boss Mode

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    I turn the heater on and stay in there for 30m to an hour just chillin.... having a good time...
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  6. Arkon

    Arkon ''Ozone check ya PMs''

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    What truely hate is when I fart, but then I get a weird feeling, and It hits me, I have to take a shit asap

    btw syn, I only go to the crapper at school if its an extreme case
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  7. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    word i take a shower after too
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  8. Sho-Down

    Sho-Down RockItPro.com

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    The pills are called "Stool Softener" lol, you should be able to get them at your local drug store.
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  9. Sho-Down

    Sho-Down RockItPro.com

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    wtf lol all it does it make your shit soft, instead of it being big hard lumps that you gotta bust a vein to pop out. So when you shit it just shoots out clean as a whistle, hardly any wiping involved.
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  10. 10-20 minutes.

    used to take an hour.
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  11. Nfamou§tylez

    Nfamou§tylez M O N S T A R R

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    yo, you know i am always taking quick shits.

    for instance, i wake up 5-10 before school so that i am ready for the bus. i will be sitting there at my door and feel some shit coming on, i do not have to worry cause i know that i take the quickest shits. so i shit and still have enough time for the bus.

    i have never time myself though synny, that shit would be crazy. i will next time though and come back with my time.

    [funny]....
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  12. Strange1

    Strange1 the northern touch

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    the worst is when your in a public place, like at school or at the movie theatre with your girl or out with your girl or at a party or whatever and you get the horrid shits where you start letting out a series of rancid smelling "ripper" farts that just seap out of your ass unexpectedly and you are holding it cuz you can't get to a toilet right away
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  13. S Weapon

    S Weapon fears Micheal Jackson

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    what would posses someone to make such a ridiculous thread?
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  14. Syn 6

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    ^ don't reply then you piece of shit ..

    lol @ all the replies ..
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  15. DZK

    DZK DZKonline.net

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    if it took me an hour to shit... i'd just start pushing wherever I was, and just go in when it was time to release the hounds ----- fuck going into a bathroom for an hour... that shit is boring. literally.
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  16. Syn 6

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    i couldn't spend an hour on the shitter, that's for sure ..

    i take like a 2 min shit then take a 15 min shower ..

    i done both before yall even released the first turd ..
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  17. Nfamou§tylez

    Nfamou§tylez M O N S T A R R

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    word, the only time i would EVEN take awhile. is if i get a new magazine in the mail and i read it during my shit forgetting im done dropping the nastyness.

    lolol
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  18. Arkon

    Arkon ''Ozone check ya PMs''

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    what I hate is when I shit a large log

    it feels like my anus is ripping apart

    so I try to chop it down in short strokes
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  19. Odysseus

    Odysseus a marvelous muthafucka

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    about 15 minutes

    i put songs on download when i feel the need to shit, then come back and vibe out
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  20. EnvyMc

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    wtf? i dont understand.. that shit is gay

    do you leave the bathroom with shit in your pants or what?



    im a quick shitter like 3 mins tops.. i drop then im out
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