how long does it take you on the shitter???

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  1. Syn 6

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    i'm quick as fuck .. i just drop the load off in a quick 5 min or less wash my hands and im out ..

    usually like 1-2 minutes and i'm done ..

    i sit there with a stop watch timing as i'm droppin off a huge load trying to beat my fastest time of 31.39 seconds ..



    what about you? you one of em' that takes like an hour just to drop off a fucking load?


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  2. Syn 6

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    ima go take a shit now ..

    i'll time it ..

    time of leave - 11:23:30 pm

    time of return - 11:24:46 pm



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  3. 808

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    haha dope.. i take a good 5-10-15 minutes.. i take long shitters.. i like to make sure everything is out..
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  4. MHz.

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    2 minute tops.
    I shitted a turd the size of an air freshner once.
    Had to flush like 10 times just to get it in the hole.
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  5. Syn 6

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    lmao .. thats what the old handy-dandy plunger is for ..
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  6. DiZahStur

    DiZahStur Wears Orion's Belt.

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    I never really finish....

    So i feel it coming an hour later....i'm a 3-5 minute type.
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  7. Konseetid

    Konseetid ask about me

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    half hour or more.. lol.. thats me.. i sit down... relax.. curl my toes in tha rug.. and just relieve myself.. i usually take my notebook and head phones wit me to write while i'm doin it.. i usually will write a 16 then wipe my ass and b done wit it....
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  8. Arkon

    Arkon ''Ozone check ya PMs''

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    Ummm

    intressting....I'm more of an 1 hour guy but with multiple sessions...say for instance, I shit for twenty, come back 5-10 minutes later, resume the shit I was taking for another 20 minutes, go away for another 5-10 then come back and finish the job.

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  9. Syn 6

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    lmao ..
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  10. Ho-Matic

    Ho-Matic In My White Tee

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    nah man like an hour or however long it takes to write a 16

    im like nimrod, i take my rhymebook with me, to write a few good 16s, only to drop it in the toilet and end up saving it anyway
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  11. Kid Kutz

    Kid Kutz The one & only.

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    as long as it takes......
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  12. Sho-Down

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    I use to take a while, I eat fast food a lot and not really any healthy stuff, so I was usually constipated all the time lol, so by the time I got done I'd be sweatin.

    Now I take these stool softener pills, and I get in and out in 3 minutes lol, its lovely
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  13. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    around 20-30 seconds
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  14. Rhawfax

    Rhawfax Hold My Pocket

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    my shits come in various sizes so it depends...sometimes I can drop one in a few seconds and get what I like to call a "clean break" where you hardly have to use any toilet paper...other times i'll drop a log then recoupe and drop another...
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    LMAO @ the clean break reference...
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  16. Drschmalzy

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    I be on the constipated side so a good 10-20 min. Sho down where u get those pills at, I need some. I tried exlax, shit isn't right.
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  17. Syn 6

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    LMFAO ..

    i rarely ever drop off big loads yo ..

    everything i drop off is like rabbit shit ..
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  18. [ Yung Truth ]

    [ Yung Truth ] fuck u, pay me

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    wtf @ stool softener pills....

    you may as well manually increase your asshole radius.

    but ummm....for me it takes like 30 min to an hour....i be takin magazines and shit in ....but when i shit i dont just....shit, i go in a relax and take ALL my clothes off and put em' to the side and curl my toes and start readin shit....and i usually take a shower when i finish
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  19. Sever

    Sever Sever that Leash

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    3-4 minutes. in the past like 2 hours. but that was when the TV-guide had the critiques on the shows and shit..

    now I hate the bathroom. I don't want my shit fumes in the same area as the tooth brush.. so I want to get out, and fan it out quickly.
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  20. Arkon

    Arkon ''Ozone check ya PMs''

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    thing is, lately, i've been having a hard time controlling my shit urges, it's like everytime I eat breakfast, my food is bound to haunt me within an hour or two...and that's usually the time where im sitting in class...and god knows I aint gon' be shitting in the school bathroom. Of course, after holding it in (uncontiously making the drop impact bigger once the time comes), when I unfrotunatly get on the shitter, I dump an uncatholic amount of crap in the toilet. And i'm a ''After i'm done all the buisness'' type of guy, which mean, after I shit it all, whiped my ass and all that, I flush. Usually, since theres too much in the bowl...the toilet is blocked and theres water and shit mixed together flooding on the floor....shit is embarassing, it only happened to me once, but since i've been shitting alot at odd times lately, i'd rather not take a chance....
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