Discussion in 'Overtime: Off-Topic Discussion' started by Panda..., Sep 1, 2011.
if i ever go prison, im taking butterman with me :|
tbh the only problem would be getting it up.
I'd manage just rapingly.
I mean, swimmingly.
WOW @ buttermans story
i laughed like for 5 minutes. that shit is hilarious!!!!!
Butters, what were the very worst things you've seen in there?
I was a hospital orderly so I seen allsorts, lots of broken jaws and desperate men trying to fake and in the process become mentally ill as a way to escape a harsh sentence.
It may sound silly but someone acting/becoming mentally unwell is a tough thing to watch. they arrive like any other regular bloke on the street and cant imagine doing the sentence so they start doing crazy shit like headbutting the wall pissing and shitting themselves but at sum point it stops becoming an act and they are stuck like that.
seen that happen to a few people.
Niggas won't fuck with you if you walk up in the joint like this:
just say if u put me in that cell im goin attack him u prob go down the block then just keep actin up an ud stay there
butter man u from the uk
yeh mate, North Wales.
I can see Liverpool from my living room window!
Lmao that's great, man. Funniest story I've got was when I was in holding in Madrid I'd made a friend int he cell next to me crackin' jokes etc. A drunk Mexican was brought in shouting and we started cracking how we wanted him in our cell because it was cold and needed company. The harder he cried about wanting to go home, the more we insisted. It was hilarious.
Also, I'm going to hell.
Your first story is true to form, though. Keep to yourself and don't be afraid.
wen was u in walton lad iv done a few bids there
hilarious story butterman
lol@ ppl prefering to do 20 yrz over committing suicide
In prison I'd be the fucker, not the fuckee
Betta trust that bruv, don't fuck with me
@heebs, serge and drew: cheers gents!
@O'Sheaj: bout june 2005, I was only there a month. B Wing 1st and then G wing.
@craig: I know they let you have clippers in Walton, but in stoke heath we had to put in an app to go to the prison barbers. they only did appointments throughout the week and it was friday evening and he had a visit on the monday.
Ive thought long and hard about this scenario. My solution would be to read every book on business, law and all types of knowledge that can create a wedge and then apply it when you get out and try and live whats left of your life minted!
woah, its like Im looking into a mirror!
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