how do you think you'd do in prison?

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  1. Panda...

    Panda... New Member

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    yo im watching Russia's Toughest Prisons and this shit is banoodles, there's cannibals, murderers and Russian mafiosos with stars on their knees

    how do you think you'd do serving shit like 20+ years? would you go insane? can you handle it? have you ever been inside a cell, and did you go to one time to tell; or did a homie provide the bail? im too pretty for prison, that would be a bad situation for everyone involved

    also im high as fuck, holla back girls nh
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  2. andrewins

    andrewins Well-Known Member

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    Id make friends wit some nigs for protection on some sons of anarchy shit

    I aint tryna suck a dick though
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  3. Panda...

    Panda... New Member

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    i would go just for the free tats and gym membership imo
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  4. andrewins

    andrewins Well-Known Member

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    Ass watcher.

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  5. Panda...

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    lmaoooooooooo i should have just named it 'who do you think you'd do in prison' nh
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  6. DocOctopus

    DocOctopus STFU and Listen

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    honestly depending on how close to home i was itd be different.

    close to home id prolly try and keep my head down and see if i know anybody up in there.

    far away from home id have to rape niggas. im sorry but if rape is involved id have to be the rapist and not the rapee if it came to it. i have some fam who work in jail systems so i heard some horror stories. no homo but when they talk about big bubba....its gon be me. if you from RM tho you best say so. then we can be cool. no homo tho.
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  7. BasedNIGLETT

    BasedNIGLETT THROWIN LOGS OUTA CHIMNEY

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    Id suck my cellmate off every night then 12 years after i got out id still mention prison all the time and keep a dusty kilo of cocaine in my draw and tell ppl online that i sell guns

    Just the usual
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  8. holla da don

    holla da don New Member

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    I ain't built for that Oz shit, son.

    I'd probably be robbed of both my cornbread and masculinity on a daily basis.

    I don't care if I'm looking at 24 hrs in a holding cell for a traffic warrant; I'll commit suicide via cop b4 I let Doc Oc & those of his ilk inseminate my booty for kicks.
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  9. Tradish

    Tradish illest alive

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    no homo?

    huh, if ur the rapist why would there be rape going on.:funny:
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  10. andrewins

    andrewins Well-Known Member

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    Lmao rape as a preventative measure
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  11. Panda...

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    :jaydamn:
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  12. DocOctopus

    DocOctopus STFU and Listen

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    rape is the ultimate prevenative measure. who wants to rape the nigga rapin niggas? we gon have a rapeoff to determine the number one rapist. and if you hope to place you better have your numbers up. shit i wish yal would come up in my jail and try to rape niggas on my turf. its not gay tho its a power thing.
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  13. Choppa Zhivago

    Choppa Zhivago ★★★★★★★★★★

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    Dead @ rapeoff

    Dococtopus>>
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  14. Sinestro

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    in nz id do fine id know people. outside nz i don't no yall got polynesians where you at? we are a big race of people so i would do ok if i had to become abit rapey
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  15. DocOctopus

    DocOctopus STFU and Listen

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    id like someone to tell me whats wrong with not wanting to be raped.
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  16. Panda...

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    DocOc is on point

    i know damn well that if a nigga dropped the soap id be snapping at his butt like baby clothes. you gotta solidify your spot with gorillas in prison, not being raped and made someones girlfriend would be my primary focus
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  17. Tradish

    Tradish illest alive

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  18. LeopardSpots

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    I would not do well in prision

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  19. Choppa Zhivago

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    Kenchilla be applying chapstick to his lips after a week in prison
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  20. No_regretz

    No_regretz meh

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    I will light a candle for you... return the favor? no dinner.
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