how did all the animals fit on noahs boat?

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  1. TheBigPayback

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  2. NightmareEx

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    They fuckin didn't. That's impossible.
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  3. breathlesss

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    it is possible actually, noah took one cut of the finest meat from each available animal for sustenance
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    Dead@that article using fossils for proof

    But I thought they didn't show anything?
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    So did God just say, "fuck the dinosaurs." or what?
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    That article doesn't even come close to debunking flood critics.
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    the bible was translated wrong it actually says he had the national geographic full collection on the boat with him. makes as much sense as your version
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  8. TheBigPayback

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    there was only certain types around in the time of mankind
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    Did you know that there was goblins on the ark?
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    Dinosaurs became extinct 65million years ago.
    Humankind as we know it was about 200,000 years ago.
    I'm afraid there was 64.8million years in between the dinosaurs and humans.
    The Flinstones wasn't a documentary, and the Bible is a work of fiction which uses metaphors to teach lessons. No religious leader offers that the bible is anything other than that.
    The bible also says that Noah lived for 950 years. Believe that too?
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  11. Sir Bustalot

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    and still Noah had no way to control his boat

    there was no form of steering if you look at the design.
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    he musy've been getting absent minded in his old age
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  13. Sir Bustalot

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    im pretty sure with no way to steer this HUGE boat into the waves, it would have capsized...

    you cant just float all willy-nilly in a storm
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    The bible is not literal, if you think so you are not very smart. If adam and eve were the first people, why did they send out Cain with a mark to be killed by anyone, who the fuck if they were the only ones? And which "village" did they settle next to if they were the first? Is the bible trying to trace the jewish race backwards, not all of humanity? If it isnt then the only way to see the bible is as a parable. There is too much buggery about the bible. Be a good human, believe in god or jesus, but fuck the institution, the literal interpretations of a book which was written by dodgy people, re-written, had writings excluded which empowered the womens position and other now relevant moral issues, and not least the church for forcing people to convert and pay taxes by blood. Fuck the pope.
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    You should research which types of winged dinos, mammoths, and plant eating dinosaurs WERE around during the time of ancient cultures. Then u can come back and edit your post.
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    The mark of cain was a warning for future generations not to kill him.
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    My uncle says Cain was the first black man.
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    Ive heard that. Mainly racists say that. Not true tho races stem from the seperation of mankind at the tower of babel.
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