HFK....why did you want to fuck Fresco to begin with?

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  1. Arnie Palmie

    Arnie Palmie u mad?

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    if madness hates fat jokes so much, he should lose some weight.

    if thesaurus hates face jokes so much, he should wear a luchador mask.

    if rone hates gay hat jokes so much, he should take off that.

    if DNA hates tooth jokes so much, he should STOP NOT HAVING A TOOTH!

    and if fresco hates gay jokes so much, he should stop styling his hair like that faggot from fall out boy.
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  2. serge dot T

    serge dot T Shotgun Serge

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    Honestly, bro, "trash" is a very strong statement that I reserve for certain cases. I don't categorize them as trash at all, far from it, tbh, but this whole battle get's no cosign.

    Btw: YouTube - ‪T-Rex vs Omar‬‏
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  3. serge dot T

    serge dot T Shotgun Serge

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    That's not the point. The point is that even if the angle is completely obvious to capitalize on you should do it in an original and lyrically appealing way, just like any other line.

    It's not the gayness angle at all, it's the performance as a whole.

    Btw: I'm still waiting for a reply as to what HFK was attracted to. Fresco would be a hideous broad, even in jail.
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  4. Judgekure

    Judgekure 48÷2(9+3)=288 tbh

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    Great thread
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  5. FINALPOST

    FINALPOST New Member

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    This really is a 5 star thread
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  6. teacozy

    teacozy New Member

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    I am biased as fuck and I cosign this thread, Serge Dot T, Anthony SOMEITALIANLASTNAMEICANTBOTHERTOCOMMITTOMEMORY, and the raising of Canadian standards fro mayonnaise to Stubbs Hot Sauce

    also, had HFK done a scheme about brutally raping Fresco and committed to the concept, that would've been amazing. But the played out as fuck "OMG TAYLOR HANSEN IS A GUY?" joke he used is fucking 14 YEARS OLD.

    Wow.
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  7. serge dot T

    serge dot T Shotgun Serge

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    In NY, Dutch Vega said he has no gag reflex and catches fire.

    In Canada you can say that you wanted to fuck a guy for 3 months, no rhyme scheme or anything surrounding it, and you get a huge laugh.

    Ionno I guess it's a cultural thing...then again I don't want to generalize. That would be prejudice.
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  8. Frank Rizzo

    Frank Rizzo Well-Known Member

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    dead at people actually being upset at that line
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  9. mdk

    mdk i dump and i sprout

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    u got a point. u gotta remember who is saying the line tho, hfk is a known jokester
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  10. Swagger Vance

    Swagger Vance New Member

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    This thread is hilarious. Where HFK at?
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  11. serge dot T

    serge dot T Shotgun Serge

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    I drew a comparison which was fueled by my curiosity. "Upset" is something you accuse someone of when you're incapable of discourse and need a quick way of addressing a certain theme.
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  12. JerzisGod

    JerzisGod Wavy Jones

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    its obvious hfk is in the closet this isnt the first really gay shit he has said canada how can u co sign this faggot
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  13. serge dot T

    serge dot T Shotgun Serge

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    What was the joke behind jerking Charron off in the bath, btw?

    Anyone that has cosigned these bars care to weigh in?
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  14. MyBallsYourChin

    MyBallsYourChin Active Member

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    I say it again...this is a TRUE STORY! :funny:
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  15. Expensiveheat

    Expensiveheat New Member

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    HFK haters are going to love this :

    im not allowed to post videos since i havent been a member for 7 days yet. but type in "hfk bigmouthsonline" its a little interview, where he calls hollowdadon wack...and even the interviewer is a bit disturbed with his taste in women...

    someone please post tht video for me. thanks
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  16. BITmafakka

    BITmafakka GS palmin' the m1 garand

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    i predict hfks bars in the next battle

    im pitting clean laps,
    ayo this is like anal sex when i hit youl biachzz
    cause im about to put my dick in diazchh

    charron (while rubbing nipples)
    yeah thats what the whore gITS
    ayo porich we digging deep in YOUR BITCH


    canadian crowd is canadian
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  17. serge dot T

    serge dot T Shotgun Serge

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    You are free to post the link. If it doesn't work, I'll edit it in for you and thank you for the contribution.

    I'd like to add that I am not a HFK hater and do enjoy some of his performances....It's just that his taste in women is pretty suspect and I'm now wondering what the undertone was behind jerking Charron off int he bath while Charron cosigned him saying it...smiling as he stood idly by.
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  18. JerzisGod

    JerzisGod Wavy Jones

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  19. JerzisGod

    JerzisGod Wavy Jones

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    Lame ass smack dvd wow this dudes a fuckin queer lmfao dead
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  20. Derelict

    Derelict my balls

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    edit: jerzisgod beat me to it.
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