here's my pic, analyse my personality by my face alone ...

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  1. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    ... this was back when i had the whole vegeta hair going, now? not so much.

    dex? would like to know if there's any neanderthal in me upon first glance.

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    that's me stoned as fuck at a cousin's wedding a few years back.

    and below is me with my god-son (twin's son), pretty much my half son.

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    fucking godfather-don juan-vegeta in one, niggas.

    nobody was injured during this photoshoot by the sharp object on my face.

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  2. NightmareEx

    NightmareEx The Beast

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    All these years, I've been fighting with Aziz Ansari???

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  3. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    looks like tony shaloub in men in black

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  4. IssphitiKOzS

    IssphitiKOzS Avalanche

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    Wow, I've never seen so much neanderthal.
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  5. Caesar

    Caesar Natural Aristocracy

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    Definite eye socket depth.

    Closer pic with a more neutral expression would help. Plus a mug shot style side pic so I can see the occipital.

    But yeah, from a superficial glance with what I have, there's Neanderthal.

    Deeper eye sockets correlates with brutal honesty and a lot of social dysfunction/awkwardness. But you have good testosterone and wide eye spacing (a pro-social feature) which compensates for that. Plus, you have small eyes which makes you less sensitive to criticism/rejection.

    Introversion/tribalistic small-group orientation but with socially adaptive traits.

    I'll give you a better analysis when I get a chance.
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  6. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    aziz ansari? lol, c'mon nigga, that cunt scrawny, i stand 6 ft 1.

    wow, what did you have to study to get knowledge on people just by looking at their faces?

    thanks man, appreciate it, i don't think i have a closer up photo of my face, i fucking hate photos.

    nu'anderthal.

    don't know if it's a good thing, but i'll take it.

    a bit harsh, my face is very symmetrical.

    others have likened me to christopher from the sopranos minus his ugly ass fucking chin.

    thanks to dex and kozs for actually adhering to the conditions of the thread, twamp - you can save these.

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  7. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    you like checkers over chess, swimming sucks.

    apples over orangers, but naners are a nono unless on cereal
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  8. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    i don't see any pics?
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  9. Newportz

    Newportz Bang Bang

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    Do me :scared:

    Pics 5 and a half years old and I was skinny as fuck with a dorky hair cut, but you get the jist. Only close up on my PB.
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  10. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    sweet duckmouth pose yo!
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  11. Newportz

    Newportz Bang Bang

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    No duckmouth beyitch, my lips were flat.
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  12. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    hey man no need to get offended and call me names

    its just what it looks like
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  13. Thomas Huxley

    Thomas Huxley Well-Known Member

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    You look like adrian broady hasnt washed in a few weeks
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  14. IssphitiKOzS

    IssphitiKOzS Avalanche

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    Playing guess who with Dex would be really tedious.
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  15. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    hahahhahahahhah, killed it.

    i'll take that as a compliment.

    the pianist >

    none of the above relate to me, except for swimming because i can't swim.

    i hate checkers, i kill chess, citrus > any apple, and i don't know what a fucking naner is.

    everybody else can.

    step your image game up.

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  16. antilluminati

    antilluminati Well-Known Member

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    Seems like a friendly guy up for a laugh. Prone to some depression but usually in a good spirit. Stubborn but tolerant. Uses hairgel, thought of getting his ear pierced once, likes to look well dressed. Wants/owns a Mercedes. Both parents likely to be together, has siblings, probably a fit sister. Did well in school but smoked pot and inhaled. ^^
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    antilluminati Well-Known Member

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    Good friend, slightly proud and obsessed with his appearance/insecure, takes himself a bit seriously but up for a laugh and testing his limits/doing something hes not allowed to.
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  18. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    on point with some generic descriptions, but i don't use hairgel, only muk, i hate the wet shiny look.

    i never wanted jewlery on my face, wanted a tatt behind the ear but decided against it.

    own a mercedez? i wish mate, parents situation is a bit off, one's no longer alive, so - and i've got three brothers.

    my family hasn't had a daughter for four generations now, my father had three brothers, his had three brothers.

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  19. NightmareEx

    NightmareEx The Beast

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    Big nose, breathing all the white man's air!
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  20. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    ^^lmao


    Nu, do you still play ball?

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