Here is a secret about men....

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  1. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    [when we lie 2 u its cuz we care

    either
    A) we care enough not 2 hurt your feelings
    or
    B) we care enough not 2 waste your time with an arguement u r wrong about

    either way be happy and keep it moving]

    I shared this cuz i care
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  2. MiSt_Of_CoNfUsIoN

    MiSt_Of_CoNfUsIoN Ray of Sunshine

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    lol.. but you don't care enough not to have done the thing that you know will hurt our feelings in the first place so that you don't have to lie at all...? =)
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  3. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    Can I just kiss you right now? lol

    Same thing I said to a guy I was seeing before. He felt I should have been grateful because he actually told me that he slept with another woman. When I didn't thank him kindly, he said "I guess that's what I get for being honest".

    *blank stare*

    How about... no. That's what you get for fuckin other breezies in the first place.

    Don't play with my inteligence, please.

    p.s. I stole your wallet and went on a shopping spree with your Visa. And I just told you I did it. You're welcome
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  4. Gorilla Nasty

    Gorilla Nasty I'm lame TBH

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    [​IMG]
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  5. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    you r so right. wat was i thinking...

    u see wat i did there. thats an example of option B)
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  6. MiSt_Of_CoNfUsIoN

    MiSt_Of_CoNfUsIoN Ray of Sunshine

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    lmao.. I hate that line " thats why I get for being honest" Man you KNOW you fucked up thats only reason you're trying to play that card.
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  7. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    I'm scared to ask what FAP means *biting fingernails*
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  8. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    The sad thing is, it works on some women.

    I sincerely doubt the cops are gonna let me off for a manslaughter charge, just because I was "honest" enough to turn myself in and admit to the crime.

    Idiots.
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  9. Dark_Sun

    Dark_Sun Phantom of the Forums

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    Dolla you walked right into this ambush of truth here! This was by far the quickest point/counterpoint debate I have ever witnessed! LMAO!!! You avoided the altercation with Mist but she is right though contrary to what option B is implying. The way I see it is I do what I do in respect to whoever I am with at the time. If I put myself in a position to intentionally or unintentionally hurt their feelings I have to ask myself, "Why am I even with her if I would consider doing something that would hurt her?" Then I would take measures to correct the issue between us or walk away from that situation so I won't feel any moral delimmas or limitations with my actions from that point on.
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  10. Short2003

    Short2003 AbsoluteHotness

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    *fucking DEAD* hahahahah
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  11. Short2003

    Short2003 AbsoluteHotness

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    Can you find a shik version of this?????
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  12. Dark_Sun

    Dark_Sun Phantom of the Forums

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    WTF does that mean?
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  13. Gorilla Nasty

    Gorilla Nasty I'm lame TBH

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    LOL, Fap= Masturbate.
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  14. Dark_Sun

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    Oh...What is the significance of the word though? Why FAP when it doesn't appear to have any connection to masturbating? I know I am making it less funny with all the questions but I would just like some clairity on this.
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  15. Gorilla Nasty

    Gorilla Nasty I'm lame TBH

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    I have no clue, it's just jargon that they use on another site I post on. Though I have seen "fap" used her a few times. I just found it and thought it was hilarious so I waited for a relevant post. I could have waited and used it for something better, but I'm bad at sitting on something if I think it's funny

    And sorry Short, it like myself, is one of a kind.

    Here's another one I used before:

    [​IMG]
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  16. Short2003

    Short2003 AbsoluteHotness

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  17. Gorilla Nasty

    Gorilla Nasty I'm lame TBH

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    LOL, the female version of "fapping" is 'shikking". That is so fucking hilarious and it all makes sense now.
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  18. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    ya took this shit waaay 2 serious....

    lies i was thinking about were stuff like

    ..yes dear u look great in that dress
    ..your cooking is excellent
    ..my credit isnt important. go shopping
    ... wats mine is yours
    ....i dont need friends when i have u
    ....your head game is priceless
    ....i love kids
    ....sure your mom can stay with us
    .. i never look at your friends. she isnt as pretty as u

    but i see some of ya need a lil serenity now moments
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  19. Dark_Sun

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    But those examples are so cliche and outdated that I find it hard to believe they are still valid points from a woman. Who has conversations like that these days? When was the last time you were in a real relationship?
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  20. Gorilla Nasty

    Gorilla Nasty I'm lame TBH

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    Oh shit, I didn't even notice Short was up on the slang. I was about to correct you and say "I think the word you're looking for is chic"

    [funny]
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