have you guys ever had to chance to fuck a sexy girl, but couldnt get up?

Discussion in 'Audio Emcee Hook Ups' started by Roddy, Dec 10, 2004.

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  1. Roddy

    Roddy Well-Known Member

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    this has happened to me twice... i mean, FINE BITCHES, girls my ass shouldnt even be in the sameroom.. i mean.. im sexy,but they were gorgeous... but i couldnt get up.... this sucks... its like god telling me no...
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  2. Eternity

    Eternity retired legend

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    go in soft
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  3. Wird of Pley

    Wird of Pley I Slice My Own Ham

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    Viagra mawfucka.
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  4. Wird of Pley

    Wird of Pley I Slice My Own Ham

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    LMAO, gully.
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  5. 3rd Inf Soldier

    3rd Inf Soldier Bellwingah, hey! Hey!

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    After a long night of sniffin and drinkin there was 2 or 3 times shit happened to me...
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  6. GarciaVega

    GarciaVega Razor Ramon

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    word, if I get to drunk and high forget about it.

    ill just try and get her to dance or shake her ass or something..

    happens to the best of us..
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  7. Micology

    Micology Hello stapler?. Yes Hello

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    I waited for this girl for like a year....then when she finally was ready....Nothin would happen...heh...it was the worst...I made up for it tho the next day..
    and it happened when i was a a virgin too...i couldnt get up.....Both times i was either on drugs or drunk tho...
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  8. MossBurn

    MossBurn Warbooks?!

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    U sniff rocs??
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  9. Yup..


    we was fuckin around doin other shit for WAY to long..

    when it came time for the move..... mu fuckin willy passed out early..

    lmao... i was dissapointed.... very dissapointed
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  10. Roddy

    Roddy Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^^ lol... classic

    yeah... i had gotten a little light headed after drinking... which i will never do again.... and that shit happen the first time

    the second time... different sexy thang... was right there... naked.. on teh bed... and as soon as i opened the condom pack.... it melted... i slid in raw.... it was hard as shit.... then she caught me and it melted forever
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  11. 3rd Inf Soldier

    3rd Inf Soldier Bellwingah, hey! Hey!

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    Nah I usually chop it up first.
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  12. Couch Foam

    Couch Foam New Member

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    that happened my first time i had sex..

    i felt like an asshole.. lol but i was too nervous.. 17 years old, naked girl in front of me, and i couldn't get it up. i felt like a dicccckkkkkkk....



    but i doubt you were nervous? unless you were.. did she look too good? intimidate you?
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  13. Roddy

    Roddy Well-Known Member

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    naw... mr winky was just playing games... he wouldnt come to play...
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  14. x - calibur

    x - calibur Guest

    that happened to me once, when i was mad drunk and weeded. me and her messed around, but i just couldnt do it. fortunately she was understanding of my situation. actually i did get halfway into her but then my dick didnt wanna listen to me anymore.
    if youre ever in that situation i think the best thing is to try to relax and have fun with her.. think about her, not your dick.
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  15. Odd Man Outt

    Odd Man Outt President of the South

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    like mesk said, HEAD is the key

    i love gettin my dick sucked....not only does that shit feel good, its the main thang that makes my shit stand at attention
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  16. Sho-Down

    Sho-Down RockItPro.com

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    Yea, happened to me a few times in the past...I was usually shit faced drunk or on coke though, I can't get hard on either.
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  17. AGENTSPITS

    AGENTSPITS Got A BJ From AVA DEVINE!

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    man that shit is depressing, i was up but then went limp in the pussy and couldnt bust a nut and it was for the 2nd porno i did and the money shot is what counts the most.

    then one time i had a chance for a 3some, this was when i was like 17 or 18, i was sitting in the middle of 2 girls that were there that were down to do shit with me, and my cock was just so limp i didnt even want to intiate any contact cause i didnt want to pull my penis out.
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  18. Steelz

    Steelz New Member

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    happened to me once but the girl wasn't anything special just a random club slut i knew i was probably never gonna see her again so i didnt give a fuck
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    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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