Discussion in 'The Alley' started by MISSKEYdaQUEEN, Jun 22, 2005.
Found another site, huh...
i slapped some guys tray out of his hand and said it was an accident...
and I opened a pressurized door and it swung open and hit the back of some guys chair and slammed him into the table... and I knew it would happen...
I guess you are just one grimey guy huh...Well all hail the bad ass...
[rwa] ..I'm leaving
I used some toy slingshot I had once to hit some kid in the balls with a BB. I have no clue why, I just thought it'd be really funny at the time.
One time when I was little I took a gigantic shit in this wooded area next to the apartments I lived in, just because I was bored. This shit was huge, probably a 3 pound single stool, I don't know where I had it stored. But anyway I remember the next day when I went outside all of the neighbor kids were warning each other because they thought there was a bear in the woods. It was so great I just couldn't tell them the truth.
Not that I can remember..
what's your aunt's reaction going to be when you bring another girl to the family reunion?
I got pissed as fuck last night, went outside and threw a can of beans through the first windshield i saw...
beans were the first hard thing i could grab =(
I take a lot of shit if i can get my hands on it...ahh i'm a piece of shit.
^ Beans are icky. You should always throw beans. Those damn bastards deserve it..
that sorta reminds me of this time when i was like 10 for some reason..
4 of us were just hanging out, one of the dudes had a bitch ass little brother.
he came out of no where and took a shit right infront of us. it was so fucking weird. i have no clue what he was trying to accomplish. it was actually kind of disturbing.
but, later on we managed to talk him into letting us tie him to a fence so we could take pictures. but instead we just pelted him with shit like golf balls and broken off roof shingles. it was great.
quit asking too much out of her.
me...nah, just went out in the heat and made money.
the most baddest thing i can think of that ive done in recent times is encourage my lil cuzin to rub my torie cuzins toothbrush in the toilet bowl, but i felt so bad i got up early just to run it under the hot tap for 10 minutes.
awwww man..that is just not cool^^^ you are horrible. At least you rinsed it off...next time use soap!
I was such a retarded kid, and I talked my "friends" into the dumbest shit.
I'd talk little kids who wanted to hang out with me that I didn't like into spraying bee hives with deodorant.
We used to go through great lengths to make this one kid laugh as hard as he could because he had some sever bladder problem and he'd piss all over his pants.
That's hard to believe.
And nah, imma saint. :thumb:
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