have women and here ever turned a man down because.....

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  1. Leila Night

    Leila Night efrain,you're my one&only

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    Actually, I was thinking that when it comes to... good sex, it should always be...motion..over... mass.
    And no one likes a pencil 'dick.'
    I can't believe Gorilla used the word 'dick.'
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  2. Ignorant

    Ignorant Village Idiot

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    ^Would you have preferred it if he said "penis?"
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  3. UnbrokeN

    UnbrokeN Well-Known Member

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    i saw your picture (lets assume it was you)

    id fuck some common sense into you
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  4. Leila Night

    Leila Night efrain,you're my one&only

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    For sure. Or phallus ^_^ Any term, but dick...
    Dick just sounds eh.

    Unbroken, let's assume you ever made any kind of sense, common or otherwise.
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  5. Ignorant

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    "Penis" sounds so clinical... when it comes to sex, there's "dick" and then there's "pussy."

    My mother has a vagina... my wife has a pussy. Ya dig?

    Penis and vagina are for medical studies.
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  6. Ignorant

    Ignorant Village Idiot

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    Where are these pics?

    I can always dig a hot babe, wit my sexist ass (re: sarcasm).
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  7. Leila Night

    Leila Night efrain,you're my one&only

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    I fully agree.
    We have to come up with a word that has the same dirrrty appeal as pussy for penis... Shaft and rod just aren't good enough.
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  8. Ignorant

    Ignorant Village Idiot

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    What about cock?

    Or prick (doesn't roll off the lips right)

    cannon, gun, pole?
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  9. mr.rip

    mr.rip New Member

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    i saw your picture (lets assume it was you)

    id fuck some common sense into you



    hahahahahahahaha
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  10. Leila Night

    Leila Night efrain,you're my one&only

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    What! I like the sound of prick. Cock is better.
    Cannon, gun and pole kind of sound like they would suit gay smut.


    The thing is, Rip, I would never volunteer to be fucked by Unbroken. For very obvious reasons... I just don't think he's my type. ;)

    For your friends who are afraid that it's "too big," Rip, tell them to listen to that Legend song... You know, it has to hurt a little, if you're doing it right.
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  11. Ignorant

    Ignorant Village Idiot

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    You kill me... I've always wanted to hate you, but I can't... it's like... like I can't explain it.

    I used to be composed on here like that... that ended back in '01, I believe.
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  12. Leila Night

    Leila Night efrain,you're my one&only

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    Why did you want to hate me? Didn't we JUST start posting in the same threads? I'm confused.
    I tried to just have fun and post teasing comments... but no one seems to understand me when just playing around. So, I'm as serious (read: boring) as I can be.

    PS. Ignore maybe about 300 of my posts... I just don't feel that all my comments represent ME.
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  13. Ignorant

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    Just keep paying attention... you'll figure it out.

    There's hardly any filtering with me... I missed a lot of church, so this site is my confessional.
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  14. Leila Night

    Leila Night efrain,you're my one&only

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    No, really. Why did you want to hate me?

    I think this is everyone's confessional... When no one knows who you are, you can afford to say anything and everything.
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  15. Ignorant

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    You defended feminism... go back to the 'spec, you'll see.

    Not really... some people are still gun-shy, especially when they've garnered a favorable rep.
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  16. misspimp

    misspimp a.k.a KATURAH

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    There is definetly a such thing as too big! I turned a guy down once cause it was too big, he tried to play me tho cuttin all the lights off and what not, but something told me to cut the lights on and i did, his dick was literraly about 14 or 15 inches long and least 3 or 4 wide....i was not trying to get a historectomy or however you spell it fuck that!!!!!!

    mad love
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  17. Ignorant

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    ^That's odd... turnin' the lights off sounded like a small man move... most big guys would prefer to show it off... so you literally told dude, "No, this ain't happening... sorry?" Leila Night says she can handle it.
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  18. misspimp

    misspimp a.k.a KATURAH

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    ^^^yes I told him, I'm sorry you cute and all...but u are crazy if u think u are putting that in me, not now not ever...he laughed and said that wasnt the first time it happened, got his happy ass in the bed and went to sleep, like i said i was not trying to get my cervix smashed to pieces fuck that....all i need is a good 10 or 11 inches and im good, but 14 i just cant do it...i wont do it...

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  19. Gorilla Nasty

    Gorilla Nasty I'm lame TBH

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    [pus] I really doubt the validity of that story.
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  20. Brahman

    Brahman Mel Van Peebles

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    i doubt her eyeball gauge of an "inch"... i think there's a tendency for it to be slightly downward biased. and, if by "literally" she means that there was a ruler busted out, i'm sure it was at his house and was an adjusted one for overmeasurement.

    lexington steele is 11 inches. do you know who he is, and have you seen him, misspimp?

    i find it hard to believe there's someone out there sticking 3-4 inches beyond him, and if you have seen lex and still think that dude was that much bigger... perhaps it's the television and in-person images varying greatly

    14-15... [funny] that's cartoonish



    wow, i've dedicated too many typed words on this site to the male organ... this is my last post on the matter
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